"Hypocrisy in anything whatever, may deceive the cleverest and most penetrating man, but the least wide-awake of children recognizes it, and is revolted by it, however ingeniously it may be disguised." - Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy.
"You believe the world's twelve thousand years old? Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? Dinosaurs. You know the world's twelve thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the f***ing Bible at some point. 'And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus, with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin: What a big f***ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw and the big lizard became his friend." - Bill Hicks.