Gorkamorka

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[font=System][color=#009900]Dats us
[color=#009900]Gorkamorka
For Gork and Mork
Dat Waaagh
Wos ma opponent?
Da Starmap

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[font=System][color=#009900]Ya askin' who we are? We're the biggest, baddest, strongest, bestest, strongest, greenest, meanest and biggest. We're da Space Boyz. We are da Orks. We're ya nightmare. We're dose who gonna smash ya and make ya all pulpy.

Big, green and strong, dat's what we're look like. Some got 'orns, some not. Big teef, brok'n teef Da bigga, da stonga. Da stronga, da betta. Da biggest one's the Boss. Da Boss is stronga dan all of us. If not, he's pulpy'n dere is a new Boss. Da Boss says who we kill, da Boss brings us war, we love war.

We got dat big ship, dat came from da sky. Aye, I tell ya latah 'bout dat. Dere is a new humans waitin' for us. I gotta make dem all squishy.

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[color=#009900]Da ship. It fell from da air. Da Boss told us how it waz on our planet. I forgot dat name, but dat don' matta now. Da ship fell from da sky, no one knows where it's from. Not 'ven dat cleva Brain Boyz. Mah Boss found dat ship. Took dat ship and made dat ship new. It's not pretty, dat ship, but it munches many oda ships.

Da ship's big 'nough to take many of us. Grotz keep it up. Repair brok'n dings and make it betta. We buy junk from da Junkers. We pay dem and we don' kill dem. Dey're happy, we're happy. Dat Corsairs also give us junk. Dey say it's from dat Outcasts. Dey say it's from dat Hessians and dat Huntas huntin' dat Sirius Crediz.

Dat Ship's fat, huge, rusty and scrabbed togethah. Lookin' worse dan a lil' junkah Ship. Dose turrets from dat Corsairs work good too. I saw one of dat Mek Grotz upgradin' it a lil'. Dose Grotz rokk. Gorkamorka wouldn't work without dem.

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[color=#009900]De waaagh's our group, our clan. Da biggest's da boss. Mah boss now is Grobatz. 'e found dat ship we're flyin'. 'e's da biggest of us, so 'e's da boss. Da wWaaaghboss.

Da waaaghboss 'as 'is lil' bosses too. Dey're just bosses. Dey do stuff for Grobatz and tell us w'at to do. Dey're big, but not bigga dan Grobatz. Kashnik's one of dem and da biggest Boss of da Bosses. [color=#FF6600]-Greeh, don' forget da grotz! Oi ya lil' grot shaddap or ya'll be squigfodda!

Afta dat bosses we 'ave dat normal Orks. Like me. We're fightin', killin', shootin', munchin', hittin' and fightin'. Da most of us're smallah, othas're bigga. We're da greenest and da meanest.

Den, we 'ave dat Grotz. Grotz're 'ere for repairs, cleanin', feedin' da squigs and buildin' new dakkas. But oi, don' think ya're save from dem. If ya think ya'll bettah dan dem dey'll stab ya from be'ind.

All togeda we're da Waaagh, togeda we're da strongest and da loudest and da greatest.

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Religion? W'at's dat eh? Dere only Gork and Mork. Bof're legends. Bof're bigga dan anyone else. Not Mork, 'e was a lil' goblin. Gork's da brutal but kunnin', means he'll hit ya dat hard w'en 'e's lookin' at ya. 'e's been da biggest and da strongest and da greenest ork eva.
Den dere is Mork. Da kunnin' but brutal, he'd kill ya w'en ya're not lookin' at 'im.

No Ork knows 'ow dey worked togeda. Mostly we fight about dat, dey rage, we rage, we kill dem or get killed. Can't say I dislike dat, I like fightin'. Dere's dat Ork, Goff Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka he says dat 'e's gettin' vis'ns from dem. Dere's been Bork too, but no matta w'at, 'e's not gettin' close ta Gork an Mork.

[color=#CC6600]Eeehh, ya're forgettin' da half stuff Lobatz. Gork and Mork're da defense and da attack. We don' know w'o was w'at, dat's why we fight 'bout dat. We don' know w'o's meana, I say Mork's da meanest. Look w'at I built for 'im.

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[font=System]Ma stone're preddy ain't dey? For now we're bein' friendy friendy wif dat Cosairs. Dey give us dakka and stuff for da Gorkamorka. We kill for dem and sell dem meat. W'at dey don' know it's meat from da people we kill. We eat dem anyway, I saw dem eating dat meat fine. We need dat planet Crete. Da Boss needs new Orks too.

Dat junkas. Dey're like us. Scrappin' and salvagin'. Sellin' dat stuff to us den. Da Boss says we don' kill dem. So I don' kill dem. Shame fou', dey're mostly alone, but we can use deir bases. Makes da Grotz happy.

Gains. Da Boss says we can't kill dem. Don' know w'y. I fink it's 'cause of dat planet dey have. It's betta dan Crete. Good for Orks.

We don' need oda People. So we kill dem until da Boss says anyfin' about not killin' dem.

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[font=System]Dat's our map. It was all s'iny 'fore, but Grobatz was angreh and used it to kill dat grot. Now it's lookin' like dat and we don' know da rest of sereeus. Dat's da reas'n w'y we only fly in dat Omegas and Bretonia. Da Boss said if we see somefing we'll fly to dat place.

Like w'en dat Mek Grot found dat jump'ole...we flew into dat big system, 'w did dat Zona call dat? Delta? Ya Delta. I rememba dat and dat 'e tasted 'wfull.

[color=#CC6600]Ya're wron'! He was good!