++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++
Howdy popes.
How is it going?
Good? Yes i bet it's going good.
Today was a busy day, and a lots of sausages were sanctified.
We did fine travels, we saved the world several times. and above all we did spread the Chao. Yes we did.
I was willing to provide some amulets to our friends of Freeport 11, 'cause you see, those fine men and women need Eris forgivness and all 'dat.
But i'm afraid of squids. Aren't those things bloody scary?
So i asked for help, and ZDF did the job, as they always do.
Two Kusarian born pilots escorted me : ZDF-Hebi.Ni and ZDF-Tora.San, along with miss Tomoe.
We encountered recruit of Consortium on the way, two fine pilots : Joachim.Liam and Chase.Deaucorian
then we had some drinks - errrh water drinks eh? - in the bar.
We had nice conversations :
Quote:[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Enters in the bar* Oy give us ale. And not that silly ale you sell to tourists uh? Let's take a seat friends
ZDF-Tora.San: as long as the bartender is there, avarything is ok
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: So... We got a lot of kusarian it seems
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: hai
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: How come you all joined the ZDF?
Suigintou: I was born a Zoner. Dunno bout those guys
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: well, its a long story
ZDF-Tora.San: it's a long story
Suigintou: I only joined cause they needed someone to command their exploration and recon wing
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Please, go on. I like long stories
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: were you here last year?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Me, my dear?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: hai?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Oh i'm here since a bit. But i drink a bit ya see, so i don't remember everything
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: *looks at Tora with an inquisitive expression. What you say Honda ?shall we tell ?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: You must tell us now
ZDF-Tora.San: why not, sensei
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: And pay us more drinks
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: Hai, this time sake
Chase.Deaucorian: Did I miss something? Sorry, I was in the hangar
Suigintou: Tomoe: I think its you buying us drinks
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: We just started. Take a seat friend
ZDF-Tora.San: no, the story is on us, the drinks are on you
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: And take a drink. Awww. Very well then
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we were here last year,answering a distress call from the zoners at fp11
Chase.Deaucorian: Ah! Haha, you'll all make me broke! Bartender! Four...what do we want? Sake?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: after the nomad atack
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: It's all on me! *whispers to bartender* i'm kidding, take all that on Tora note
Suigintou: Tomoe: WHICH nomad attack ?
Chase.Deaucorian: Hah! Too true!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ye good questions. Those squids always attack
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: the big one that almost destroyd the station
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ah i see
Suigintou: Tomoe: once again, which one ?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: by the tundra?
Suigintou: Tomoe: Ahhh.... the tundra.... that narrows it down
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: The one that almost destoyed this freeport i guess
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: exactly
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we were then known as teh GMG-Ronin
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Was the distress call from FP11 or some ship in the system?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: FP11
Suigintou: Tomoe: proably from the bartender *snickers*
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Eh. You arrived just in time it seems
ZDF-Tora.San: The Zoners were our friends and we decided to help
Chase.Deaucorian: *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* Whoops! Someone's paging me. I'll be right over here at the table across from us taking the call all. Give me a moment.
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we come, under permission from the guild and brought our bombers and a repair ship
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: No worries chase *looks at his glass almost full* *whispers* Shall i finish his drink?
Chase.Deaucorian: Sensei Hebi, may I interrupt for a moment?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: by all means
ZDF-Tora.San: It was here, while fighting the nomads, that we met a group that called themselves The rder
Chase.Deaucorian: The call was from another one of our apprentices. Joachim.Liam. (//name with period) who happens to be proceeding from GC to Order
Chase.Deaucorian: FP 11 as we speak..er drink! He asked if he might accompany us once we depart from the station.
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Chase, it seems tomoe finished your glass *innocent voice*
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: anyway we sticked around for a bit
Suigintou: *pours another from the bottle*
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: and joined the order for a while
Chase.Deaucorian: Aw blast! Tomoe...Bartender! One gin and tonic please!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ah those fine people of the order. Did you appreciate to work with them? I know they can be... somewhat... weird sometimes
Suigintou: Tomoe: Aye
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: not that much , they were more concerned with bounty hunters then the keepers menace
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Sad thing
ZDF-Tora.San: If you saw what they saw, you'll be acting weird also
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: and they fight with navy too my bet. True...
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: they fight everything
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: And now they have the sairs against them. Not good to be an order dude nowadays
Suigintou: Aye
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: then we decided to go explore Gallia and assess the real threat factor they pose to sirius and we were gone for an year
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: We discordian became quite concerned about Gallia threat lately
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we back now, with data and a good estimative of whatg they intend to do
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ah that's good news. So do they really intend to launch a full scale war in Sirius?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: and since we all integrated ZDF you do see what is coming on for zoners
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: I would not like to be at war with them. I appreciate too much their Gallic wine *laughs*
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: yes they do
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Errrh *Gabriel cries*. Well you had quite amazing travels
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: I am Tzu Chao b the way, and there is Honda, bit you didnt saw me, ok? I am suposed to be dead
Chase.Deaucorian: How imminent is the war looking, and which house are they planning to attack first?
ZDF-Tora.San: So do I
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: oh my god, i can see dead people
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: No worries. I won't say anything *whispers* unless someone give me free booze
ZDF-Tora.San: Bretonia and Kusari
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: According to commander matok, they want to burst Kusari
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: zoners will be right at the middle of the turmoil
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Yes...
Suigintou: Tomle: well no need to worry then, house types too cheap to give free booze
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Those gallic boys are quite good pilots too. It will not be easy
Chase.Deaucorian: Whoo....
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: kusari, bretonia, zoners bases, parrots, kitties, they wil steam rol everything
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Suigintou: Tomoe: it's like a lot of those gallic boys only exists for combat.....
ZDF-Tora.San: And they have excellent ships also
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: and huge numbers of them
Suigintou: Tomoe: tho I quite annoied their crown princess once.....
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Well at least they steal have lots of trouble with those fine men of the council
Suigintou: Tomoe: she sent her stolen Aquillion after me. It was returned in elss than ne condition
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: i intend to kill her
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Everyone hates this princess nowadays
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: she betrayed us and one of ours got arrested and kileld while we were undercover there
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: To be honest, It's quite a shame gallia refused to have relation with zoners. Both side could have won something by basic relations and trading
ZDF-Tora.San: and we were almost wiped in an ambush if it weren't for a friend Zoner
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: by the way , we are the real ronin, not that hogosha outfit
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Do you intend to come back to Kusari some day?
Suigintou: tomoe: Oh those pirates...
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ye. We need more ale
Chase.Deaucorian: So, she's really going to launch a full scale war against two houses at once?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: hai
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Gallic aren't afraid of anything *sighs*
Chase.Deaucorian: Mr. Christensen! Can we get four more ales please?
Suigintou: Tomoe: or her daddy anyway
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: You know, what is scary
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: that my glass is empty?
Chase.Deaucorian: Ahahah!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: They could totally succeed. Given bad relations between some houses lately
Suigintou: Tomoe: The thought of running out of Booze ?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: They couldn't ally against a threat. That too
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: they couldnt ally their left hands with their right ones hips*
Suigintou: Tomoe: It's a shame that teh gallics aint connected to Liberty only
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Maybe we zoner should consider to find remote systems, far from any house. Just in case things go very bad
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we take gallia when they all left for conquest, how is that?
Suigintou: Tomoe: From ten to twenty seven I was outside of the sector, I know a few boltholes.
ZDF-Tora.San: hehehe
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Well, my guess
Suigintou: Tomoe: it's not like we turned ALL information to the alliance when we returned....
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: gallics are not enough stupid to leave their core systems empty, sadly
Chase.Deaucorian: So...we bring out our secret weapons finally then? *snicker*
Suigintou: Tomoe: Well.... considering the size of some of our shipyards a few years out......
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Secret weapons? Our main weapon is diplomacy. And it seems to be totally uneffective agaisnt gallia
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: the cabbage thrower?
Chase.Deaucorian: Joking aside, we do need to keep our eyes peeled for *breaks out in laughter* Cabbage?!?
Suigintou: Tomoe: Always. silly cabbage can be dangerous
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: They can be funny too
Suigintou: Tomoe: Often both at once
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we could pickl?e it and throw it on missile launchers
Chase.Deaucorian: As I was saying, *snicker* the security the ZDF is providing us will be crucial in the coming months, I feel.
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Oy bartender. More ale! ZDF may have lot of work in the taus for sure
Chase.Deaucorian: Perhaps...it would be time to try working with the Order more? If they will be reasonable about their past grudges?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: I don't think they feel very concerned about all this to be honest. For them it's but a very distant threat
Suigintou: Tomoe: Aye. The order is.... odd
Chase.Deaucorian: Possibly. What about sending another envoy to their High Command and pressing the question and issue?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: We could yes
Suigintou: Tomoe: I dont think they take the ZA that seriously......
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: But it's obvious they have others issues more important now
Chase.Deaucorian: Yes. Perhaps when they are less...distracted, would be the proper time
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: The only way for this all to not end in a bloody nightmare would be Kusari and Bretonia stop acting stupidly. But not going to happen am i right?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: like that is going to happen
Chase.Deaucorian: Is that...Hey! It's Joachim! Get over here buddy! Mr. Christensen, an ale for this man!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Howdy friend. Take a seat and some ale!
Joachim.Liam.: Ah, Danke. I would love some.
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: welcome and pay the drinks
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: All on me *whispers to bartender* no still on Tora note
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: he passed out
Chase.Deaucorian: Ah Tomoe!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: So mister Joachim? Are you from Reinland?
Joachim.Liam.: Ja, I am.
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Tomoe wanted to escape the freeport when she see how much she had to pay for the drinks *laughs*
Then the two Consortium recruits escorted me back.
And we decided to make some more runs, in Bretonia, Liberty, and even Gallia.
Sidhe joined us on our run to Gallia.
This was a busy day for sure. And we chewed a lot of bubble gums.
I will leave you my good popes, with those true words of wisdom
Quote:[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Kallisti, whoever you are
RedRock: Kallisti?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: You can see it as hello my dear
[TAZ]Aes_Sidhe: Kasllisti and 23's
RedRock: ah, good to know
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: But the true meaning is only revealed to followers of Discordia, ya see? The followers of Eris, the goddess of awesome tits
RedRock: sounds good
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I know. Once you see our goddess titties, you just want to spread the holy Chao. It works with females too
++ Climb into the Chao with a friend or two ++
++ And follow the Way it carries you, ++
++ Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew ++
++ Over the Waves in whatever you do. ++
++ End of transmission ++
A few days ago, we decided to do a little trip to Gallia, to see if we could gather some intel from our dear friends of the Council.
So, Simon Sidhe and a Zoner Ore Extraction pilot flying |ZoE|Ban'Thulhu moved with me to Gallia.
As soon as we arrived to Lorraine, some Gallic police boys started to feel insucured about our little benevolent presence.
Quote:GRP|Cms-A.Chevalier: Lefevre! Gerald! Have either of you the knowledge to confirm the rumors of a few... undesirables here in Lorraine?
GRP|Bg-Luc.Lefevre: Long-range scanners show multiple Sirian contacts, Madame.
[TAZ]Holy.Haircut: Ye we saw them! They are called GRP. What does it means anyway *obviously lying*
GRP|Cms-A.Chevalier: There's one of them dribbling on their comms now.
We travelled there and thar, while chewing holy bubblegum. I managed to take this pic as little "souvenir"
As we were hanging in Burgundy, we met some Corses who gently allowed us to refuel at their base, for a fair price of course. We had some talk, and they allowed us to escape some patrols of Police boys.
Thoses corses are fine fellows, as long as you got money that is.
Then one of their pilots guided us to Champagne, allowing us to sneak in. Though Simon did abuse a little of the Gallic wine, since he had to wait his ship to be fully repaired in Bourbon.
He started to broadcast couple of times, although the Corse pilot asked us to keep radio silence.
But it was all good in the end.
We arrived safely to Marne, and we met there some contacts, that could give us news about the situation in Gallia.
News aren't very good popes. Gallic Navy is speeding up its preparations for a full scale invasion. Council gentlemen said it's a matter of months now.
We also asked if they had some intel about Aurelia DeFrance, but unfortunately they didn't.
We then decided to head back to Sirius. No need to tempt the devil uh?
That is all popes.
++ Everybody i know who is right always agrees with me ++
++ End of transmission ++
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Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: All TAZ
Subject: Gallia
I have stated before that we need to keep our presence out of Gallia until such time as we aren't treated as hostiles there. We already know that the *grumbles* Royals *smiles* believe in diplomacy ONLY via gun so let's not give them the opportunity.
While I know there are great commerce opportunities there, don't provoke them so keep out for now until we can figure something out.
*reads the report filed by Holy Haircut and starts snickering*
"Undesirables they call us! They obviously haven't looked into a mirror of late."
*puts his leadership face back on*
So, let's let them keep their precious space to themselves. Anyone with a TAZ ID caught in Gallia is on there own. I will not be able to negotiate any release with them. Twice I've been snubbed by those Spoileds and therefore I won't approach them again.
ID: TAZ[Sidhe]
Location: Baffin Pueblo Bonita Station Orbit
From: Simon Sidhe
To: Doc Holliday
CC: All TAZ
Subject Gallia
*Big Yawn*
O Excuse me Doc...
*small pause*
Hmm I know we should stay out of there but You know.... I do what Eris whisper to my ears... and i need to tests my New Fighter anyway....
Reflections??
BIGOS!!! and one more Time BIGOS!!! That damn GRN bombers are Thought... This few regular patrols we encounter was really big pain in engine room...
NYX is handling very well but i decide that 4 guns and 2 rocket launchers don't fit Sidhe Brothers fighting style so I send message to Raphael and we rearming our fighters now.
About Raphael... *Sighs*
I Think he is just jealous... He start talk some nonsense about buying Fearless for Himself... I don't think this is a wise decision...He can barely fly that Whale... Eris help Us.... *sighs*
Anyway...
Besides that...... What a shame... Gallia is so beautiful place...
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Great wine easy women.... *chuckles*
We gonna be.... careful Doc.... I mean... we don't gonna go there ever again *smirk* at least in this week...
Maybe in next week to...
But that that wine was good...
*voice fading away*
Hmm maybe some missionary work... like crusade...like in old pre-Sirius history bo...............
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Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: All TAZ
Subject: Delegate Needed
Please reference this transmission: Wedding Invite
I cannot attend myself and would like a member of TAZ to attend this event. If anyone can and is able, please let me know so that I may inform the wedding party of this.
Simon Sidhe,
I know how beautiful Gallia truly is but it's as hostile as it is beautiful. I say again, please do NOT provoke the GRN. If anyone will be aggressors, it will be them, not us.
So please, anyone who can attend this wedding in my place, let me know.
-Doc
In RL, I will be at work when this wedding takes place so I cannot make it
++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : John Henry Holiday ++
++ Derivation : TAZ popes ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++
*Gaby reads the wedding invitation* Another wedding it seems. *Gaby yawns* Why should i participate to such a boring thing. I have important stuffs to do and all 'dat. *Gaby yawns again*
Uh. *Just before he will delete the message, Gaby reads there will be a party after the wedding*
What? A party... and there will be probably Gallic wine offered to guests? Yes?
*Gaby makes is cool face*
I'm volunteer! If someone has to be sacrified, it should be me. I'm always happy to serve, and all 'dat ya see?
*He whispers to himself* Ahah Gallic wine, here i come. And there will be probably cute women there too. Huhuhu.
*Gaby shoots orders* Oy Saaz! We move to Sygma 17! We will have <strike>free Gallic wine</strike> holy bubblegums there!
++ mord says that omar says that we are all unicorns anyway ++
++ End of transmission ++
++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++
Kallisti!
Today we made some flax for the goddess glory, and we did spread the holy Chao.
'twas a nice day, with lots of holy bubblegums to chew.
In the evening, i decided to go to Penn to see if i could find some <strike>good ale</strike> holy stuff ya see?
We met a curious guy, who claimed to be a daemon. I tried to make his pineal shiny. But i must admit it was a failure.
Quote:[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *yawns* Oh well i guess it's time to check if 'old joe' at beth received new ale [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Dun dun dun dun.. Whatever; Zoner, stop a second !
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Aye? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: *coughs*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: What d'ya want daemon uh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: I want one of those amulets.. they look kinda nice.. especially that red one
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Ah those fine craftworked amulets, making your pineal shiny [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: ye ye, give me
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: But i don't know if you have a pineal... Do you? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: as well as 4 nanobots.. Whats a pineal ?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: It's what allows Discordian to listen to Eris will. Spread the holy Chao and all 'dat ya see? Oh well, i guess we can try dis out [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Whatever, just give me the the damn red stone, along with 4 nanobots..
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Yaya, calm down my dear daemon [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Else I might not be so nice, you see. Right..cool *takes out the red stone*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Can you hear Eris now? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: *makes a jedi-like hand wave, the stone suddenly brightens and fire coming out, surrounding it* Cool..my powers can actually interact with this. No..of course not, Eris is a lie..
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Well, those amulets are holy. What?! [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Of course. Else I'd hear..'her'. I mean.. anything holy, I can do something with Like this stone here..where'd you get it ?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Maybe you're mind is not shiny enough, Here take another amulet [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: My mind is sheer blackness..
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wut 'bout now uh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: *takes out the blue stone he just got*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Still hear notin'? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: *makes another jedi-style hand wave, the stone freezes into ice, glowing with an aura, both of the stones orbiting his head* Nope..cant hear anything..I'm tellin' ya, the stones are 'holy', but Eris is not. Where'd you get them ?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Uh.. Surprising. Maybe your mind isn't suited at all to listen to Eris will after all. We discordian manufacture them [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: 'manufacture ?' you're telling me this is human made ?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Yes it is [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: *scratches his horns* Didn't know humans can make stuff like this
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Well we are human, but also discordians. Explains things don't you think? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Discordians.. *his head throbs a bit* No..you are human
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I am; And i am shiny as well [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Right.. explain..what do you mean by 'shiny'. you arent glowing or anything
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I'm glowing, inside. I balance the Hodge and the Podge. Which makes me shiny. Quite clear uh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Hodge and Podge...err..not exactly that clear..you humans are kinda, off balance you know.
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: This isn't about individuals balance. More about universe's balance ya see? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Right right... well. there's this Light-Dark balance; Angels are on that side.. we're on this one, the cool side *chuckles*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: You're right [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Course I'm right.
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Hodge and Podge cannot be qualified as white or black [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: What are they then ? Wait..
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Uh. 'dat is good question. Lemme check 'dat Principia Discordia again [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: *laughs* *shakes his skull*...humans..
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Eh.. I drink too much wine to remember it all [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Nah..I've seen people drinking wine..it makes them more..'us'
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Ya see. Hodge and Podge is order and disorder [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Right.. Disorder is better if you ask me; ya dont need any fool going around ordering people about. That's why the best thing you can do as a person, is to become a pirate ! Freedom for all !
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Aye [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: And we demons are here to help with that !
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Eris is the goddess or disorder. She fights her sister, Concordia [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Hey..she might be a lie..but she's a right one..
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Who likes order and boring stuffs [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Yeah..screw Concordia.. *scratches horns again*..
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: You know. Disorder is just an order you cannot apprehend. Order is but a disorder you judge with your own standard grill uh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Err.. Disorder is not having to follow rules..a total chaos; A chaos where you can be free, of any chains
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: We don't see things like 'dat [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: EH..
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Disorder has its own rules uh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Rules ?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: And first one is no rules prevail [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: welll; true..at least..but that'd be the only rule
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Oh, there is others. Cause the truth is FIVE [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Any who do start with the rules, must be perished ! DEFILERS AGAINST PIRATES ! Truth is five ? what ? I was never good with riddles..so just explain it damn it.
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Don't you know? Truth is five, but mankind has only one word to name it [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: it's why I'm so lucky I am not a human.
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: that's why we see things as imperfect uh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: The universe as you see it is perfect in its own randomness. No need for..'order', as I've said. leave it be. *takes out a human leg and gobbles it up* But I gotta say you guys taste good.
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: How could you recognize disorder if there was no order uh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: I'm only using the words just because you explained them this way; it's your own perspective
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Fair 'nuff [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: mine is 'Light, or Dark', 'Good or Evil'; Order, or Chaos. Chaos is randomness, which is perfect in it's own way. Order, only..'beings' make that happen..involving minds, which..tend to lack the necessity to perfection.
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I see i see my dear [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: and I'm not your damned dear !
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Uh... why so serious [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Cause, you're calling me something I aint dammit...dont confuse me with whatever. *roars*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I don't confuse anything with whatever; Whatever is confusing [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: ...Whatever
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Don't ya think? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Yeah yeah...whatever. Right..this place is haunted..not even 'em angels flyin around.. Gonna go check out somewhere else with half-minded mortals ready for the dark side. *chuckles*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: You scared them off uh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Nah
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Alrighty, safe travels and all 'dat eh? [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: Ye ye, whatever.. not like I need it
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Sure my dear [The_Demons]Soul.Reaper: ...
'dat is all popes.
++ When in doubt, fruit it ++
++ When not in doubt... get in doubt ++
++ End of transmission ++
++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++
My good sirs, i have grave news.
As i was flying this afternoon SMT, a strange psychic field hit us and weird things occured :
Quote:za'raksh: ***( A Voice echoes in distance, "Gabriel...?" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: A voice... in my head? shoulda probably not have drink all 'dat gallic bottle Aza'raksh: ***( Main screen on the bridge flickers as the voice echoes again... Much closer this time )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wha'? *Gabriels freaks out now* Oy Saaz, come here, something weird is happenin'. I think we have a poltergeist in da ship!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : A polteruh? No looks like a communication, for you
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gabriel sounds midly surprised* For me? Uh. Someone here? Aza'raksh: ***( With a cool breeze -rather strange in a Ship's Bridge-, a familiar smell fills the room, not strong, but clear enough )***
Aza'raksh: ***( The Smell may remind one of Gallic one, another of strong tabocco )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gabriel smells wine* Where is it? where is it, where is it?!!!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gaby is all excited now* Aza'raksh: ***( The main screen on the bridge flickers again, displaying the word 'Gabriel' in Red for a second )***
Aza'raksh: ***( But the words disappear as soon as they had appeared )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gabriel? 'tis me...
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz, i told you, tis a poltegest!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Didn't you see that stuff on the screen?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : I saw nothing captain
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : Maybe you should... you know, sleep a bit Aza'raksh: ***( With a sudden movement, the whole ship shakes and all the lights on the bridge go off )***
Aza'raksh: ***( "Dont worry, is just an Ion Storm", A soft voice says, yet, voice of an stranger )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Hurr. Dis is freakin' me out *Gaby leaves the control room and run to his cabin, locks the door and go under the bed*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Is all safe?... Ahah i knew it, i just messed with you ahah *Gaby makes his cool face* Aza'raksh: ***( The voice echoes again... "Dont worry, is just an Ion Storm" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: So... Hmm. What d'ya want... whoever you are... Aza'raksh: ***( "Warning, Radiation Damage Detected" A voice is heard, Much similar to the AI Ship Control Uses )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I'm a busy business man and all 'dat ya know *Gaby makes his serious face* Aza'raksh: ***( But Control Room is afar from the Captain Cabin )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Uh... looks like Saaz came to close of the Neutron Star again... Aza'raksh: ***( The Digital Screen of Door Lock - Currently Red, showing the Door is Locked - Turns black )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wha'?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gaby tries to not scream like a little girl*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wut is going on over 'ere Aza'raksh: ***( A Soft voice echoes in the cabin "Gabriel...?" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gabriel? *Gaby makes his supposedly surprised face* I'm not Gabriel... I am ... <Hurr gotta find a cool name fast;> Aza'raksh: ***( With a loud noise -not much unlike sound of nails being pulled on glass- the Door Display turns back to Red )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: <Winy? no too cliche... Steve?...> My name is winy Aza'raksh: ***( Same voice echoes in the room "Run!" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Oh no! *Gaby goes under his bed again!* Don't kill me! Aza'raksh: ***( Door display turns Green and the door opens slowly, but there is no one on the other side )***
Aza'raksh: ***( The voice echoes in the cabin again, much closer... "Run!" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Oh i know now... Korbah did put again some prozacs in my hangover pills...
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Tis all in my head; ahahah *Gaby tries to sound decontracted*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Saaz suddenly appears at the door* Captain, code red! Neena reports psychic fields surrounding the ship! Aza'raksh: ***( The small Radio next to the Bed turns on and a male voice says "Captain, Code Red! Neena reports ~
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: We must dock to let science teams investigate. May be control attempt from the damn squids! Aza'raksh: spychic fields surrounding the ship! )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Squids? But why would they do such a silly thing
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Unless they want my wine? *Gaby is freaked now* Aza'raksh: ***( The same smell and same breeze fills the cabin again )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gaby runs to his lock to see if no one tried to lockpick it* My wine! Hewho touch it will fruiting die!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *When Gaby opens the lock, all the bottle have disappeared* Aza'raksh: ***( The whole ship shakes again and a bottle of Wine rolls out of under of the bed )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wha'?!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Arghhhh! *Gaby has a simili heart attack*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : A captain on the ground! a captain on the ground!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : My.... Wine... ! Aza'raksh: ***( A Memory flashes up, a memory from not long ago, but fade )***
Aza'raksh: ***( "I'm lacking some wine, will you sell me yours?" Gabriel's own voice says )***
Aza'raksh: ***( A Violent voice, much familiar, but yet strange whispers )***
Aza'raksh: ***( "Seems your so-called "Doc", haven't told his puppys who I am!" )***
Aza'raksh: ***( Vision switches to the Ship's main bridge, a Roc with Red lights is hovering outside )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Uh.... this sounds familiar.. Aza'raksh: ***( on three sides of him, there are small objects which seem to be Escape pods )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I think this was on the movie we saw last night, don't you think saaz? Aza'raksh: ***( The same violent voice chuckles coldly and echoes "Enjoying the show?" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : Hmm no captain. Reminds me this gallic pilot who tried to kill some of us. But you did put dummies on the escape pods
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Oh yes... I remember now. The good laugh we had *Gaby makes his cool face* Aza'raksh: ***( The same violent voice echoes again... "Tell your 'Doc' that I said Hi!" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Neena enters in the room* I think that thing just wants friends
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Dat thing? Aza'raksh: ***( The Desk Lamp in the corner of the room Lights up, getting brighter and brighter each second )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Neena : Yes. The TC2 is hit by a psychic field. But i cannot say from where Aza'raksh: ***( As the lamp reaches a point where one might think it'll explode any second, it lights down again )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gaby whispers : * Do you think... it will stay here forever? Aza'raksh: ***( The Pad in Neena's hand show the field disappearing from around the Ship as fast as they had appeared )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Neena : Seems we're safe now Aza'raksh: *** -Ours- ... 'We' ... Possess ***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Uhhh. *whispers* It could at least have shown me some pictures of Neena in the shower
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Neena : What?!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Uh... i said not'in
Neena, my science officer, supposes it could originate from a squid, but she cannot be sure.
I would like to ask professor Carlisle to study the records of this "encounter". Since he has some experience with nomads, maybe he could help us with this.
Oh and... *Gabriel makes his cool face* Rainus, tell Bannon that he owe me a fruiting drink! If he doesn't give me that drink within the month, i will be forced to say to all the bartenders i know that he never pays his drinks. And you can imagine i know a lot of them i suppose.
'dat is all popes.
++ mord says that omar says that we are all unicorns anyway ++
++ End of transmission ++
****************Incoming Transmission*******************
Source:[TAZ]Chao's.Eyes, In orbit near Shasta
Sender:Professor Louis Carlisle
Encryption:Very High
Greetings everyone,
About that encounter Captain Gabe, I would everyone's permission to install the TLR (Telepathic Message Receiver) on their ships so as to defend against this wild and brain-damaging experiences. It's easy to use this device since it is using a normal Messenger. Of course any image that the Nomads are giving will be loaded into the screens.
*He sighs and takes a deep breath*
A weird thing happened today. As I was in Chao's.Eyes' bridge, we detected a Nomad signature passing through Baffin. I contacted any available pilot. Ms Concordia responded almost immediately, it seems that she also detected one. We set out to track down this Nomad.
The Nomad signature was spotted just circling around the Trade Lane between Planet Curacao and Manchester. It fought a hostile ship before turning its attention to us.
The Nomad's only intent was to teach us a lesson on hurting them. It said that a Jinkusu opened fire on their Morphs or little ones. The Jinkusu was identified as the Pendulum by Ms Concordia. We were lucky to get out alive. Most Nomads eliminate their prey.
The [color=#FFFF00]Chao's.Eyes has taken serious damage and will be out for extensive repairs. I would advise to all TAZ pilots to never show a hint of force when dealing with Nomads. They can be friendly at times but give aggression at the slight of bad intention.
++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Renaissance.Minor ++
++ Destination : Sir John Henry Holiday ++
++ Derivation : TAZ popes ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++
Kallisti!
I realized i didn't make a report 'bout that Kaizoku wedding, ya see?
So i and Saaz joined the party and it was a nice ceremony and all 'dat. Lots of people around.
*Obviously lying* They all appreciated my good manners, and i saved the ceremony when Saaz tried to ruin it all! Yes i'm a hero.
No need to thank me, my dear John.
'dat is all.
++ It is my belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs ++
++ End of transmission ++
*After a while, you receive another communication*
++ Source : Saaz, Second of the Renaissance.Minor ++
++ Destination : Sir John Henry Holiday ++
++ Derivation : TAZ popes ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++
Good evening sir. *Saaz sighs* I have to inform you that the Cap'tain almost ruined the wedding we were attending.
I'm attaching some evidence to this communication :
Quote:[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby, a dirty man with a stupid smile on his face and a zoner with serious face enters as the priest starts*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby whispers to Saaz :* What? Two women?! Hurr i should really read the invitation next time
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Saaz takes a seat, but Gaby prefers to stay at the back on the chamber*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *He is staring the beverage table, nearby*
...
Avalon.: Reverend: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the holy union of two souls, both with the will and convition to show
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *As the priest keep speaking, Gaby moves slowly toward the table, trying to look concerned about the ceremony*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby whispering :* Let's see. Hu! I see Gallic wine over here *chuckles* All for me!
...
Avalon.: *she reaches the altar and nods at the revend, and then turns to face the crowd, her face obscured a bit by a black veil*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby grabs a bottle and tries to open it, unfortunately, since he is really drunk, he makes a lot of noises*
...
ITS-Vagabond_II: (Stevie) [stands up to approach Gaby] Here, let me help you with that!
...
Avalon.: Rev: Glares at gaby*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *He suddenly realizes some people are staring at him* Uh. Don't worry fellas. I was just keeping it ya know... We never know who can try to steal it uh?
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby tries to look respectable and concerned*
...
Avalon.: Reverend: Coughs* right....
...
Avalon.: Reverend: So, welcome the second soul to the altar, and let the ceremony commence!
Avalon.: *here comes the bride begins playing*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *As the priest starts to speak again, Gaby tries to open once more the bottle. Whispering : * You will open damnit
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *A big sound can be heard. Gaby succeeded to open the bottle. You can then hear a big "Yeeehaaaa!"*
...
ITS-Vagabond_II: (everyone) *eyes gaby for a moment*
Kaizoku|Nasakoto.Yakata: *looks back at the TAZ zoner*
...
Kaizoku|Aiji.Ishikawa: *He looks over at Gaby and laughs*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby is pooring some wine in a glass. He realizes again everyone is looking him* I'm testing if it's not poisonned!
...
Avalon.: Reverend: for the sake of the gmg we shall wait....
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *As the ceremony is suspended, Gaby raids for good the beverage table*
...
Kaizoku|Hinode: Yuki: *sighs and walks up to gaby, she grabs his collar and drags him to his table*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby baww* Uh. I won't do it again i promise !
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby whispers to Saaz :* You saw that witch?! She made me miss the Gallic wine. This gonna be war!
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Saaz Sights.* Please Captain. Please. Don't make a fool of yourself again
Kaizoku|Hinode: Yuki: *scratches head and whispers in gaby's ear* i'm still here you goof.
...
ITS-Vagabond_II: (Jaden) Captain... that Gaby in unstable. [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Gaby : Oh hello eheh. I was saying. What a nice woman you are
...
Avalon.: Reverend: We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two souls, tied in matrimony, tied in love.
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby waits the good time; when no one look at him to move back to his strategic position at the beverage table*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *As anyone is watching the two cute women, Gaby move slowly back to the table. Whispering :* No one can stop me ahahah
...
Kaizoku|Hinode: Yuki: *notices gaby going back to the table and slowly takes out her pistol*
...
Avalon.: Two women, willing to share the bond of matrimony in these troubled times, gathered here today to be united as one.
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby sees nothing and keeps moving slowly toward the table*
...
Avalon.: Do you, Lumire, take yuka kaizoku to be your wife, in sickness and in health, to cherish and love, from this point onward?
...
Avalon.: Reverend: And do you, Yuka kaizoku, take Lumire to be your wife, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish evermore?
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby notices a reinland good ale bottle at the opposite of the table. He tries to reach it, but fails and break several bottles in the process* Oups
...
Avalon.: Reverend: In that case, let the bond of marrage be sealed, two souls as one, love everlasting. Let us all pray for their
Kaizoku|Nasakoto.Yakata: *looks at Gaby and sighs, while mumbling* Hopeless...
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby shoots :* It wasn't me! Saaz forced me to do it !
...
Avalon.: *three zoner guards tackle gaby, and begin dragging him back to his ship*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby cries* Nooooo. I won't do it again i promise! Let me!
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby lies on the ground now. Zoners have to carry him*
... [TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Saaz sighs*
Anyway, after the Cap'tain was gone, i did congratulate the couple and offered them Pineal amulets in his place.
I just hope Capt'ain Angelos actions will not threaten our peacefull relations with the Kaizoku.
Have a good evening sir.
++ One must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star ++
++ End of transmission ++