On behalf of the IND I wish to express our interest in becoming a licensed retailer of Cryer's renowned human organs.
As a shipping concern we've occasionally found ourselves with a client requesting such things. However we've been made to abstain from promising shipments based on uncertainty in regards to quality and origin.
The shipment of human organs is an extremely sensitive subject, one we're loath to enter without the strictest guarantee regarding genetic and pathologic purity; to say nothing of knowing the organ was not ripped from the back of some debtor in a backroom deal.
We're prepared to negotiate a price for such a license with you.
==| Cryer Pharmaceuticals |==
==| Atka Research Station |==
==| William Shaw |==
Hello there Mr Rhyme,
First off I would like to say what an honour it is to be talking to you today and let us hope that this shall continue. Of course we realise that the IND recognise quality and a brand you can trust. We appreciate that the IND have a diverse portfolio and are well travelled; visiting a wide range of sirius business concerns. We would be delighted to work with such a presitgious organisation, provided that you can give us certain assurances; which I'm sure won't be a problem given your professional reputation.
Now, back to the agreement in hand, we at Cryer like it when our goods are handled with care and such. If we were to agree what would we get in return?
Also, can you garantee that your employees, whilst collecting the products, will be following strict health and safety guidlines set by our administrative staff? If yes these guidelines will be sent to your Neuralnet Account at a later date.
Before we can go any futher with this we will have to see what we are getting in return, also our board will have to agree that we give you a lisence. I think that you are very favourable to get one at this time.
Regards,
William Shaw
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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)
[font=Comic Sans Ms]We're in the business of delivering what people want, Mr. Shaw, not dictating. We're prepared to offer a measure of financial largess if that is what you desire.
Or, perhaps, should Cryer have need of certain items which are difficult or troublesome to acquire we can satisfy such demands.
How nice for you to ask us for our precious goods. I bet if you were any other moron from Interspace you'd have just attempted to acquire the assets from our facilities, failed, then come to ask us. Not that we'll sell them to you.
Yes, human organs are one of the many sensitive and valuable commodities which we possess. Unfortunately for you, we're not just going to give them to you just because you asked nicely. You'll have to do what everyone else does when dealing with us in such situations.
Comm ID = Ashley Belle
Receiver = [color=#cccccc]Timothy Rhyme
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Hello there Mr Rhyme, I'm pleased to speak to you.
Here's the application form you're required to fill out and return to us if you want your permit to transport hazardous materials (human organs in this case) as a legitimate, licensed organisation. Please provide honest, relevant information to the fullest of your ability and we'd also appreciate if you added extra details which would aid us in processing your request faster.
Mr Rhyme thank you for your compliance and patience, we can see that Dr. Cabulb's offices have dealt with the health and safety issues; Dr. Betchell wanted me to make sure that we covered some of the legal scope of the matter.
***
It is understood for the purposes of this document that the term "human-organs" refers to the Class T1 verified product of tissues and systems that facilitate the ongoing functioning of a living human being, obtained from Class 6E human patients or reproduced under Cryer's nexus programme.
The human organs are certified for use in transplant to human patients, and for research in the medical field for the betterment of humankind, and must be used in such a manner. Cryer labelling must remain on the goods whilst in transit, to ensure compliance with Sirian laws and regulations.
The organs will come in their own sterile containers which simply need to be kept in a refrigerated environment. We do our best to make sure that there is as little chance as possible for anything harmful to happen, but once they leave our custody it is your responsibility to keep them safe. Were these to cause harm, we would be able to trace them to you and it would not be a good situation for you and your organization. We keep records of all transactions which are kept strictly confidential as long as nothing illegal happens, but we would provide it to the appropriate law enforcement agencies were they to require it. Again, this is just our standard legal disclaimer.
***
Do you agree to absolve Cryer Pharmaceuticals of any unforeseen catastrophic events pertaining to your visit?
Do you agree to permit Cryer full and exclusive domain over any pharmacological discoveries during course of this venture?
Do you agree to abide by all currently extant rules laws and regulations regarding Human-organs as decreed by the Relevant Governments?
***
Due to the sensitive nature of the facility your vessels would need to visit; we require certain provisos to be met. Please confirm that IND members and associated subcontractors can agree to the following station-side
standard operating procedure:
During the course of their visit to the cryer facility, visitors must keep to authorised operating areas, following the colour coded path designations.
No weapons capable of an energy output of more than 1.21 gigawatts are permitted onboard the station.
No devices capable of an output of more than 88T are permitted onboard the station.
No devices that are capable of exerting 1.8MN or altering gravitational fields by the same extent.
No nuclear components or radioactive materials are permitted.
[must be left on-board the visiting vessel, or with station check-in.]
All visitors are required to sign the non-disclosure agreement upon arrival, and scanned for recording equipment. Any cranial camera users may be subject to a selective neural wipe or non-admittance to the station.
Robotic staff may be subject to short-term memory bank wipes or probes to verify intent.
Weaponised robotics and cybernetics are not permitted onboard the station.
Due to the transient aspect of the product, cryer pharmaceuticals do not refund/exchange these products, once transported beyond the boundaries of the sigma 17 system.
No data or observations made onboard atka may be used for purposes of corporate or industrial espionage.
No snooping, No spying and no heavy petting (but we'll only call you on the last one if it's in public).
Of course we need assurance that all patients aided with these organs are viable recipients; as you are no doubt aware, those afflicted with significantly altered DNA are typically invalid candidates.
***
In reciprocation of this gesture of goodwill, we would appreciate some financial sponsorship in order to further accelerate our humanitarian aid to the dispossessed and orphaned, Sixty Nine million credits should help sufficiently for now.
A further three percent of the profits from runs with these goods should take care of pre-orders; which will certainly help with ensuring adequate supply for your needs, along with the administrative overhead.
Please make this amount payable to Cryer|Ruud.Kuijten who will distribute the funds accordingly.
A statement from your P.R people which highlights the good natured spirit of partnership and co-operation that this venture represents, the superb job we're doing for all the people across sirius etc... would be a tempting proposal to get the boards attention. Perhaps a couple of our relations people could consult yours, just to make sure we're all on the same page?
And finally; we're always looking to research any drugs or substances used as such without regard to origin, and we're having some supply issues with Liquid Cardamine, would there be any way you could help with that?If any of these points raise questions amongst your administration, please let us know so that we may iron out an understanding.
Well-being and good health,
Joan Summers, Assistant to Dr. Betchell
I've invested a not inconsiderable amount of time and energy into clearing the required information through our legal department. Let's hope that we're able to reach an accord.
I'll begin with Miss Summer's communique.
***
It is understood for the purposes of this document that the term "human-organs" refers to the Class T1 verified product of tissues and systems that facilitate the ongoing functioning of a living human being, obtained from Class 6E human patients or reproduced under Cryer's nexus programme.
The human organs are certified for use in transplant to human patients, and for research in the medical field for the betterment of humankind, and must be used in such a manner.
Understood.
Cryer labelling must remain on the goods whilst in transit, to ensure compliance with Sirian laws and regulations.
Understood.
The organs will come in their own sterile containers which simply need to be kept in a refrigerated environment. We do our best to make sure that there is as little chance as possible for anything harmful to happen, but once they leave our custody it is your responsibility to keep them safe. Were these to cause harm, we would be able to trace them to you and it would not be a good situation for you and your organization. We keep records of all transactions which are kept strictly confidential as long as nothing illegal happens, but we would provide it to the appropriate law enforcement agencies were they to require it. Again, this is just our standard legal disclaimer.
Understood.
***
Do you agree to absolve Cryer Pharmaceuticals of any unforeseen catastrophic events pertaining to your visit?
Do you agree to permit Cryer full and exclusive domain over any pharmacological discoveries during course of this venture?
Yes.
Do you agree to abide by all currently extant rules laws and regulations regarding Human-organs as decreed by the Relevant Governments?
Yes.
***
Due to the sensitive nature of the facility your vessels would need to visit; we require certain provisos to be met. Please confirm that IND members and associated subcontractors can agree to the following station-side
standard operating procedure:
During the course of their visit to the cryer facility, visitors must keep to authorised operating areas, following the colour coded path designations.
Understood.
No weapons capable of an energy output of more than 1.21 gigawatts are permitted onboard the station.
Understood.
No devices capable of an output of more than 88T are permitted onboard the station.
Understood.
No devices that are capable of exerting 1.8MN or altering gravitational fields by the same extent.
Understood.
No nuclear components or radioactive materials are permitted.
[must be left on-board the visiting vessel, or with station check-in.]
Understood.
All visitors are required to sign the non-disclosure agreement upon arrival, and scanned for recording equipment. Any cranial camera users may be subject to a selective neural wipe or non-admittance to the station.
Understood.
Robotic staff may be subject to short-term memory bank wipes or probes to verify intent.
Weaponised robotics and cybernetics are not permitted onboard the station.
Understood.
Due to the transient aspect of the product, cryer pharmaceuticals do not refund/exchange these products, once transported beyond the boundaries of the sigma 17 system.
Understood.
No data or observations made onboard atka may be used for purposes of corporate or industrial espionage.
Understood.
No snooping, No spying and no heavy petting (but we'll only call you on the last one if it's in public).
Understo... Wait wha... Uh... Nevermind. Gotcha.
Of course we need assurance that all patients aided with these organs are viable recipients; as you are no doubt aware, those afflicted with significantly altered DNA are typically invalid candidates.
Understood.
***
In reciprocation of this gesture of goodwill, we would appreciate some financial sponsorship in order to further accelerate our humanitarian aid to the dispossessed and orphaned, Sixty Nine million credits should help sufficiently for now.
A further three percent of the profits from runs with these goods should take care of pre-orders; which will certainly help with ensuring adequate supply for your needs, along with the administrative overhead.
Please make this amount payable to Cryer|Ruud.Kuijtenwho will distribute the funds accordingly.
Will do, once we're cleared.
A statement from your P.R people which highlights the good natured spirit of partnership and co-operation that this venture represents, the superb job we're doing for all the people across sirius etc... would be a tempting proposal to get the boards attention. Perhaps a couple of our relations people could consult yours, just to make sure we're all on the same page?
Shouldn't be an issue.
And finally; we're always looking to research any drugs or substances used as such without regard to origin, and we're having some supply issues with Liquid Cardamine, would there be any way you could help with that?If any of these points raise questions amongst your administration, please let us know so that we may iron out an understanding.
That... Is an interesting request. One maybe best forwarded outside the boundaries of certifying a legal contract.
*Please provide details for every vessel which will be used to transport such materials.
Name of Vessel(s): Bulls and Bears, Jethro's Jewels, Embeddo, Brabant, Bad Penny, Running Dry, Inglorious Banker, Market Maker, Financial Backbone, Credit Crunch, The Grey Fox, Frozen Assets, Beget Bullion, Irrefutable Loans, Acid Test, Jihad Trader, Joe's Chop Shop, Letter of Credit, Invisible Hand
Classification of Vessel(s): Enterprise Luxury Liner, Titanic Heavy Tanker, Titanic Heavy Tanker, Stork, Titanic Heavy Tanker, Enterprise Luxury Liner, Shire Bretonian Container Transport, Colossus Rheinland Train, K7:P-19T Akegata Kusari Container Transport , Titanic Civilian Heavy Tanker, Stork, Golem Heavy Mover, Titanic Heavy Tanker, Titanic Civilian Heavy Tanker, Armoured Transport, Luxury Yacht, Kujira
Name of Commanding Officer(s): Otis Jethro, Otis Jethro, Klaus von Knuddeln, Marcel Brabant, Jung Hoon Han, Lord Oscar Singleton, Peter Hansen, Peter Hansen, Peter Hansen, James Watson, Jonathon Winchester III, Jonathon Winchester III, Troy Daniel, Stephen Tippit, Eric Mantoffen Burtenstein the Third, Frank Mills, Joe Hernandez, Timothy Rhyme
Name of Second in Command(s): I.P.Freely, I.C.Weener, Udo Umarmung, Werner Verhätscheln, Steven Fechter, Joo Is Fat, Albert Hocking, Aaron A. Aaronson, William B. Rich, Klaus Kleber, John Doe, Tim the Midget,
The Board is currently painfully involved in very deep negotiations on this matter. I'm sure you are familiar with how heated the to-and-fro can become amongst the upper echelons of the business world. I expect murmurs of such a high profile agreement will resound within these walls for sometime, and will not be easily forgotten. Please bear with us as the board wind down their mutual sabotage; we expect a resolution within the next 36 hours.
Thank you for your patience, Good health and Good morrow,
Joan Summers, Assistant to Dr. betchell.
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