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Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: All TAZ
Let's give a warm TAZ welcome to our two new popes, [TAZ]The.Meat.Grinder and [TAZ]Cabbage.Patrol.Two. They are now rostered. I do believe Cabbage has been working with a couple of us before anointment.
Welcome aboard.
Let's give a warm TAZ welcome to our two new popes, [TAZ]The.Meat.Grinder and [TAZ]Cabbage.Patrol.Two. They are now rostered. I do believe Cabbage has been working with a couple of us before anointment.
Welcome aboard.
-Doc
Comm id [Taz]The.Meat.Grinder
Signal strength Good.
Greetings
A tall man Walks up to the door. The door Un locks it self the man proceeds to walk through it.
A cold feeling enters the room the others are wondering who this man is. The man has a logo on his shirt......
Its a picture of baby Huey. The man takes off his hat and bows. Greetings i am Smokey.Bones Captian of The.Meat.Grinder. OHIDER!
The man exits the room the same way he came in.
----Static----
http://signavatar.com/15890_s.gif First: You've got a picture in there that's 800x286 pixels. The maximum signature size is 700x250.
Second: Your other picture in the rotation fills the full 700x250 boundaries by itself.
With an image that big, you can't fit any text below it. Please fix this.
-Zuke
A sane man must become insane to look sane
In an insane world.
Allo allo you fine discordians, if we pass by perhaps a wink a wave and a toast spilled on an instrument panel?
nothing brings new chums together like ships crashing through one another hahaha
[TAZ]The.Meat.Grinder and [TAZ]Cabbage.Patrol.Two how wonderful to know you. Many apples shall be hurled between us in the future I hope
*****incoming transmission*****
Comm ID:[TAZ]Aes_Sidhe
Location:Shasta Skyhook, Baffin System
From: Raphael Sidhe
To: :TAZ
Subject: Act of Piracy
Encryption: HIGH
Greetings Popes.
I Have some disturbing news.
Today after delivery to VE i was approached by PIRATE named Walter.Wolf... He threaten My life and force me to pay him 2 million credits... Nothing New You say... but This cabbage have his Kusari Explorer Equiped with ZONER TURRETS!!
Greetings Sidhe, sorry I was unavailable in your time of need, but the actions of Walter.Wolf have been noted. I will be repositioning my ship to better assist.
If Walter.Wolf is located, they will be terminated, attempt to recover, or destroy zoner guns will be made.
>>> Transmission Closed <<<
Enjoying a game isn't always taking the easy route, sometimes you have to take chances and trust in luck, sometimes that luck takes a big bite out of your backside.
>CommID:Jaime McMahan
>Encryption:HIGH
>Location:Omega 49, Lanzarote Station
>Destination:TAZ
>Subject:El_Diablo
While patroling keeping an eye out for Walter.Wolf, I came across "El_Diablo", they way they were loitering around the O-49 Jumphole in Dublin and then Dublin Jumphole in O-49, was suspicious. I got some scans of their ship, Kusari Explorer, 4 Zoner Turrets, 1 BR, 2 Pulses, Heavy CM dropper. Cap5 armor. No Tag or IFF.
I talked to them a bit, they seemed nice. But then I metioned I was hunting pirates, specifically Walter.Wolf, in a ship matching his ships description. He didn't say anything after that, just jumped to Dublin.
I waited about 2 or 3 minutes then jumped, he wasn't anywhere in scan range.
Just thought I'd let you all know.
>>> Transmission Closed <<<
Enjoying a game isn't always taking the easy route, sometimes you have to take chances and trust in luck, sometimes that luck takes a big bite out of your backside.
Just running some hull panels up to GC for the good.
Love n' Lustre,
Kyte
Well that was the intent. However El.Diablo in his gunboat, sporting Zoner weapons technology, did decide to issue the following threat and extract 1 mil in flax for my safe passage, in my own system. I suppose I should laugh and call this the cost of doing business... however... it seemed that too many liberties and "understanding" have been assumed. The final slap of course was: " 1 mils or die" Demand.
Honestly.
El.Diablo do not be showing your cabbage round Zoner ports or space. Save one trip to turn in your Zoner weapons. It's just that simple.
Ok, first off, it was a busy day. I don't know where they all came from but some one let their cabbage garden escape them.
A group tagged "EL_" <-- not always capital letters, but all with E, L and _ in some form.
All of them were PIRATE ID.
I saw two of them in Omega 49, being as they had the EL_ tag on like EL_Diablo, I followed them, they started from Gran Carnia (I was comming from Dublin JH) then as they passed me and I looped around they headed to Lanzarote. I asked them if "EL_" was a group tag or something. While one said it wasn't an official faction, I suddently got a missile tone warning..
Now I was like, these cabbages didn't just fire on me... I'm looking around.. not seeing anything... 5 seconds later.. still not seeing anything.. so I'm confused. Then I see this red streak coming from EL_Porro, one of the two I had followed to Lanzarote... Sure enough about 5 seconds after I see the red streak it's close enough to identify as incoming ordenance. and then 2 Nova's hit my shields.. shields gone I went into evasive... while popping a pair of missiles off at EL_Porro... he became EL_Popped. I turned to take out his buddy but our local pilots got to him first.
Well, after that I head on out to dublin, which is where I see this group of ships named after Indians I think. Pawnee and such. I mentioned Pawnee cause it was another one of those Kusari Exploders with Zoner weapons. We really need to restrict our weapons.. To many damn piates are getting them, then turning around and using them against zoners. Maybe we can put something in the weapons to make them not fire at zoner IFF's? Oh well... they attacked the BAF, BPA and some other brets, I watched, wasn't my fight, besides the brets are being rude to the TAZ at the moment. The brets mostly lost, but they got the Kusari Exploder, which lived up to it's name. Wait.. It's an Explorer.. My bad.
Lastly, Walter.Wolf & EL_Diablo show up and go through the Omega 49 Jumphole in Dublin.. I was like.. no way... and my comms and navigation officers wer elike "YES WAY".. I was like "After them.. NOW!!!"
Well, we took off and followed them, they both docked at Gran Carnia, while following them, I called in for reinforcements, they were both Kusari Exploders, with Zoner turrets, and EL_Diablo had Cap5 armor. Being as they only had 1 razer each, but did have 2 pulse guns each, I wasn't taking any chances. [TAZ]Ticked.Firebird showed up in a Nyx, not what I was hopeing for, but I wasn't gonna turn down the help. It did afterall have a mini-razer on it.
Well, there was a bit of a standoff, I didn't just blow them away and collect the bounty, cause the Report was for EL.Diablo, not EL_Diablo. And I wanted to be the nice zoner and give the benefit of the doubt.
They kept trying to split up and get on either side of me... so I kept a slow backward drift. Then Walter.Wolf came up and bumped me.. so I shot him with a razer. He got all mad about that... and I was like "stay back," then he came up and bumped me again, so I shot him again.. and he said something about me having to pay for his damaged shield generator. So I was like, well when you pay for all the zoners you've pirated.
Well to make a long story short, they decided to leave, but kept threatening to come back after me. I think they are waiting to catch me alone. I might need to replace my missile turets with some pulse guns for a week or so, will help fighting to Kusari Exploders.
Oh well.
EL_ tagged ships (all of them) I'd suggest putting on our KOS list in Baffin and Omega. Their all pirates.. it came out during their fight with the Brets. and EL_Diablo is just a rotten cabbage for being grouped with Walter.Wolf.
EL_Diablo and Walter.Wolf should have docking rights removed. I have evidence HERE (it's a compressed file, you'll need to recieve the whole file, and decrypt it to open it up). I also suggest termination with extreme prejudice next time they show...
Wel I'm getting a nice carbonated non-alcoholic beveage, cause unlike Gabby, I can't function with blood in my alcohol stream. Wait.. that's Gabby... I can't function with alcohol in my blood stream.
May Eris grace thee all
23's
Jaime MacMahan [TAZ]Banshee
>>> Transmission Closed <<<
EDIT: Evidence uploaded, for those that can't find it in the message.. HERE it is again.
Enjoying a game isn't always taking the easy route, sometimes you have to take chances and trust in luck, sometimes that luck takes a big bite out of your backside.
Ok, first off, it was a busy day. I don't know where they all came from but some one let their cabbage garden escape them.
A group tagged "EL_" <-- not always capital letters, but all with E, L and _ in some form.
All of them were PIRATE ID.
I saw two of them in Omega 49, being as they had the EL_ tag on like EL_Diablo, I followed them, they started from Gran Carnia (I was comming from Dublin JH) then as they passed me and I looped around they headed to Lanzarote. I asked them if "EL_" was a group tag or something. While one said it wasn't an official faction, I suddently got a missile tone warning..
Now I was like, these cabbages didn't just fire on me... I'm looking around.. not seeing anything... 5 seconds later.. still not seeing anything.. so I'm confused. Then I see this red streak coming from EL_Porro, one of the two I had followed to Lanzarote... Sure enough about 5 seconds after I see the red streak it's close enough to identify as incoming ordenance. and then 2 Nova's hit my shields.. shields gone I went into evasive... while popping a pair of missiles off at EL_Porro... he became EL_Popped. I turned to take out his buddy but our local pilots got to him first.
Well, after that I head on out to dublin, which is where I see this group of ships named after Indians I think. Pawnee and such. I mentioned Pawnee cause it was another one of those Kusari Exploders with Zoner weapons. We really need to restrict our weapons.. To many damn piates are getting them, then turning around and using them against zoners. Maybe we can put something in the weapons to make them not fire at zoner IFF's? Oh well... they attacked the BAF, BPA and some other brets, I watched, wasn't my fight, besides the brets are being rude to the TAZ at the moment. The brets mostly lost, but they got the Kusari Exploder, which lived up to it's name. Wait.. It's an Explorer.. My bad.
Lastly, Walter.Wolf & EL_Diablo show up and go through the Omega 49 Jumphole in Dublin.. I was like.. no way... and my comms and navigation officers wer elike "YES WAY".. I was like "After them.. NOW!!!"
Well, we took off and followed them, they both docked at Gran Carnia, while following them, I called in for reinforcements, they were both Kusari Exploders, with Zoner turrets, and EL_Diablo had Cap5 armor. Being as they only had 1 razer each, but did have 2 pulse guns each, I wasn't taking any chances. [TAZ]Ticked.Firebird showed up in a Nyx, not what I was hopeing for, but I wasn't gonna turn down the help. It did afterall have a mini-razer on it.
Well, there was a bit of a standoff, I didn't just blow them away and collect the bounty, cause the Report was for EL.Diablo, not EL_Diablo. And I wanted to be the nice zoner and give the benefit of the doubt.
They kept trying to split up and get on either side of me... so I kept a slow backward drift. Then Walter.Wolf came up and bumped me.. so I shot him with a razer. He got all mad about that... and I was like "stay back," then he came up and bumped me again, so I shot him again.. and he said something about me having to pay for his damaged shield generator. So I was like, well when you pay for all the zoners you've pirated.
Well to make a long story short, they decided to leave, but kept threatening to come back after me. I think they are waiting to catch me alone. I might need to replace my missile turets with some pulse guns for a week or so, will help fighting to Kusari Exploders.
Oh well.
EL_ tagged ships (all of them) I'd suggest putting on our KOS list in Baffin and Omega. Their all pirates.. it came out during their fight with the Brets. and EL_Diablo is just a rotten cabbage for being grouped with Walter.Wolf.
EL_Diablo and Walter.Wolf should have docking rights removed. I have evidence HERE (it's a compressed file, you'll need to recieve the whole file, and decrypt it to open it up). I also suggest termination with extreme prejudice next time they show...
Wel I'm getting a nice carbonated non-alcoholic beveage, cause unlike Gabby, I can't function with blood in my alcohol stream. Wait.. that's Gabby... I can't function with alcohol in my blood stream.
May Eris grace thee all
23's
Jaime MacMahan [TAZ]Banshee
>>> Transmission Closed <<<
EDIT: Evidence uploaded, for those that can't find it in the message.. HERE it is again.