Me:
we are the borg
God:
Do you think I am the borg too?
Me:
lower your shields and surrender your ships
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
we will add your biological and technological distinction to our own
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
your culture will adapt to serve us
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am culture will adapt to serve us.
Me:
you will be assimilated
God:
Resistance is futile.