Hell dude, I'm on your side & even defended you when you got an actual flame earlier:lol:
My goal in hijacking your thread away from you was (as I said earlier) nothing more than simple ribbing & hoping that my new pet thread of the day could be salvaged with members riffing of of one another loosely based on the supreme lameness of the jokes you attempted a few times so far. Unfortunately, that didn't happen ::shrug:: but in all honesty, try to not take yourself so seriously dude, it'll just screw you up. Alrighty?
I like how you analyse the anatomy of a joke, Marbug. Great job.
Now everyone has a slightly sense of humour and won't find the same joke as funny or funny at all. You can only hope the person who listens to your jokes has a sense of humour similar to yours.
I, frankly, have a poor sense of humour. You'd need something drastic and possibly even crude to make me laugh.
Seems like I missed the hidden sarcasm from Marburg. I must be so elephant skinned here, no sense of humor what's so ever. I would like to apologize for my idiocracy! SOWEE. You are the ONE !! I mean, who the hell am I to tell you how it is, right? As I was trying to say: "Humor- is individual." So, my friend, if you don't get it, it is not my problem. As much as you are cool in where you are, you might not be so "coolio" here. I don't want to pick a pecker fight with you!!!! If my jokes are not funny, all you have to say is: "Man, please explain." or "man, try again", or "man, in here we do this...". Nuff about you.
Schlurby, now, this concerns you directly. I remember when we had a competition with siggys with that O chick. She wanted this "saber". Well, i did my best, bluh, bluh ,bluh....
Your beautiful sig won - i mean NO CONTEST !!!!!! But then i asked you a question, like she was asking me, "Where is my Saber? " What was your answer? "Up your butt"... I kinda took it as a littel insult, as if I don't know what I am talking about. Well, Schlurbi, If I took it the wrong way, please, take my appologies... But, to make this post quiet shorter, I remember your reply.
By any means, I do not want to take this to the "Flame" session. I do track what you tell me and under what nick.
Please remember, I project myself, the way you want me to be...
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Expecially for Cabulb!
Sir/Madam, I am very sorry that we are here beyond your intelligence!!! Please step down to our level and add some constructiveness...perhaps...Egyptian triangle? I mean, thank you for expressing your "mid" POV, but you gotta choose one. Please, don't take it the wrong way.
Cab,
p.s.
While looking at your style, I picked up some pointers for myself. So, as an artist t an artist, thank you!
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dang...I had some alcohol, it was by B-day recently, so, if I did type some BS, please forgive me.
Respect,
Max.
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Wow...you are far more delicate than I initially gave you credit for, & it's obvious that I hurt your feelings.
I sincerely apologize sport.
I look forward to the day you can take what's thrown at you without defaulting to such a defensive & angry posture when you get playfully jabbed here & there
You can have your thread back now Dude. I'll stay away.
oh, my.....i got soooo wasted yesterday it is not even funny...
As for Marburg, I am far from being "hurt". You can say that I am testing what I am dealing with here. In other words, how far I can push your buttons. Thank you for giving my thread back, I was kind of threatened by your wits there for a while.
Cubulb:
Oh, I don't think I will be repeating your work, but some use of colors and c4ds, placement of the effects is quiet interesting. Right now I am blank...jesus...TOO MUCH VODKA..gawd.....Water....I need water..I am in a desert...:)
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Makc, I thought your sign was funny, and I'm german.
Just ignore Marburg, he's an idiot who obviously needs to prove himself that he is better than other people... on a computer game forum.
Marburg, do you ever think about why are you constantly trying to humiliate and hurt other people feelings and make kids on this forum believe you are awesome supersmart?
It makes you sound a bit complexed, really.
Also, you're not funny at all Marburg. Never have been no matter how hard you tried and how many rofls you posted.
Alright, cool down people. This thread is getting to the point where people are calling each other idiots. Thats no good. Please everyone, be civil and I wont have to lock the thread.
Thanks.
That is true. Let's not call each other names, I don't want this thread to be locked. We are having a good discussion here.
Ok. Here is another joke. The joke is russian, so I am gonna translate it to the best of my ability.
There is this super expensive restaurant and the only rule there is if you can't pay you will have a part of your body amputated. So, an American comes in...he parties long and hard. Then he is shown a bill, DANG, he can't afford all of it. So, he is asked what part of body to cut off? He puts his left arm on a table.
Then, there is a Polish guy, he parties twice as long as American, but also can't afford it. So, he puts his right arm on the table...
Then a Russian dude comes in. He parties a week, then another, then another. People are looking at him and thinking: " ehe, party on, we gonna cut off your everything..." So, after a long while they present him a bill, just to see his reaction. The russian guy looks at the bill, looks at the restaurant and puts his "member" on a table...Every lady in the room is like: "Wow, cut it off?" The Russian guy smiles and says: "No, suck on it, i got money coming out of my ass..."
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