Good evening fine folk. We ran into a fella today who appears to have disguised himself as a Junker to obtain your flagship vessel, the Salvager.
He explained to us mockingly how he came about his disguise and his intent with the ship, and after figuring out he has a total identity crisis, I felt compelled to question, have you folks had a salvager stolen from your stocks?
Please find enclosed guncam evidence of my discovery;
I will leave this up too you, but if I were in your shoes, I would be most displeased at the disrespect this would cause my company, let alone my family.
****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****location: The Rocinante****
That's definitely not one of my Junkers and we certainly didn't give that ship away (as if we even had one to give away). I'm still waiting for mine to get out of Vieques, but that's another story entirely that you probably don't want to hear.
*Bridge of the Wake*
*Philadelphia station airspace, Pennsylvania system*
Arbiter,
Please consider this taken care of.
Said pilot and I had a wee chat, and while his IFF still needs some work, you can see from this guncam snip, he has seen the error of his ways.
Apparently after a night of drinking, he thought he would leave the Junkers and start a new life.
Congressman Crackpunch and I sobered him up, made some coffee and talked him out of it.
He is now back in the fold, and working to re-atain his good name with the Junker nation.