Add your own or amend the ones I have already done:)
The Lone Trader: Avoids EVERYONE, laid back and patient, wishes for an autopilot that flies to and docks with every way-point set in sequence so he can watch movies while flying, hates pirates.
The Lone Miner: Runs from ANYTHING that comes in range of scanners, wishes for mining lasers that shoot faster and mining ships that don't make your eyes bleed to look at them, hates pirates.
The Convoy Traders: Love announcing there arrival in a system to everyone there, hates pirates.
The lone BAF officer: Is obligated to remind everyone that miners and traders are not aloud to hang about the Battleship Essex! GO TO GRAVES STATION!, hates pirates, loves the queen.
TheLibertyNavy: hate pirates, love sidewinder fangs.
The Nomads: Call themselves the Slomon K'Hara, are called blue jellyfish by everyone else, hate humans.
The Freelancer: No wait, it's a pirate with Freelancer IFF... I hate pirates!!!
The Barge: <insert joke about how 'large' it is> <insert Troll about how it should not be used for trading> people who own one ether Love it or have sold it...
The Corsair: I hate Outcasts!
The Outcast: I hate Corsairs!
The Zoner: I'm having nothing to do with this...
The Pirate: haters gonna hate.
The Molly: O'roite Thar? Oi be a molly Poi-rat and Oi Hate BMM Moiners!
The Coalition: In Omega 52, Ship flies you!
The Order: Hated by most, shot at by most, but only cares about shooting jellies, bunters, navy... and communists. Likes all kinds of drinks!
The AI: *Beep Beep* <Transmission received> --KILL ALL HUMANS--
Hellfire Legion: We are not Hackers!
TAZ: All hail Discordia!
Omicroners: here, have a juggernaut!
IMG: Stop shooting us!
LSF: We aren't in Minor, and Julia Wolfe is a janitor.
Golden Chrysanthemum - Slutty lesbian faction, that ... Wait. Agenda? Erm - Kusari-wide naked Wednesdays?
Corsairs - Always hungry, dirty, sef-centered Mexicans. Worst possible refreshment to offer to them is probably tea and sausages. Always trying to secretly get to Liberty (with artifacts)
Farmer Alliance - PITCHFORKS!
LWB - Always end up confusing people just by using their full faction name.
Red Hessians - Nobody really knows, what this faction is about, but they rock at pvp, so they must be good. Right? (note: only scared of wilde)
Xeno - MINEPICKS! (see FA for details)
Synth Foods - Feeding Sirius glue since 550's. (with profit)
Gallic Royal Navy - The white flags are there, they are just keeping them for a special moment.
Council - Like to launch stacks of baguettes and cheese into the Gallic border minefields to create an opening.
Unione Corse - Supply Council with baguettes and cheese to create an opening in the border minefields, resulting in creating a new hole to smuggle cheap baguettes and cheese into Gallia to gain control of the market.
GMS - ZE ARCH! (unlike Xeno and FA, limited to rape BMM and IMG in Taus)
CR - Panz : 'Can you fly straight? GREAT! More meat for the grind... I mean welcome aboard the Colonial Military. Go get your uniform and give 'em hell, son!'
' Wrote:Golden Chrysanthemum - Drug addicted slutty lesbian faction, that ... Wait. Agenda? Erm - Kusari-wide naked Wednesdays for everyone?
At least get it right :rtfm:
I'd like to add the:
14 year old fleet Admirals
Orphans because faction 'X' killed my parents and I want to kill 'X' now. (Exchange X with every faction except for Zoners because they dont kill but bore to death.)
Speaking dogs/cats/plants with problems to find their acceptance in the societies of Sirius due to their not too human appearance.
' Wrote:CR - Panz : 'Can you fly straight? GREAT! More meat for the grind... I mean welcome aboard the Colonial Military. Go get your uniform and give 'em hell, son!'
Rogues - Lying bastards out to relieve you of your wallet's contents, purely in the interests of lightening your load, of course. Also, booze.
Zealot Wrote:Just go play the game and have fun dammit.
Treewyrm Wrote:all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.