"Jey honey... You invite me for a romantic dinner?"

[Yaoquizque]

She was hanging around near Battleship Hood on this fine afternoon.
There were a lot of people around and she enjoyed to tease each one of them.

Once she carressed Bret's fur, after she teased once more time Carrie and as Dane played another song using his guitar, a ship approached.
She recognized soon the boy flying that ship...

She liked him. It was so easy to make him blush. And she loved so see them blushing.
The girl then started mischievously to tease him, until he started to be sick of it.

She smiled. She noticed before he wasn't very hardy regarding that.

He threatened her to tickle her to death in retaliation. "Ah! As if he was able to enter in the Unicorn!" She thought.
But she heard soon someone knocking at the airlock. She locked it and sticked out her tongue behind the window.

She was coming back to her flight chair when the airlock mysteriously opened. "What the hell?!"
Before she could do anything, he was there, -almost- making her regret her teasing about his sister.

She tickled back but it didn't work much so she ran into the tiny cabin of the sonic shower and closed the door.

She was stupid enough to say something like "Don't take advantage of the situation by stealing any of my panties"
It didn't take long until he grabbed a bag and started to put in it the various underwears lying pretty much anywhere.

"What a meanie!"
But the balance of power would soon change drastically.

After she ran out of the cabin and jumped on his back, putting her hands on his eyes, the boy received a report of his AI regarding an incoming threat.

A patrol of the armed forces was approaching and the boy started to look a bit afraid.
She jumped back on her feet and looked at him. He was making a quite hilarous begging face.

He asked her to not tell them he was there, as he could be arrested and even tortured.
She smiled and pretended to plug her comm unit. She then said "Hey officer... I have a silly boy in my hold.. He tried to steal my underwears!" The girl bursted out laughing.

The boy face was really hilarous to look at. He got on his knees. "Connie! I'll tell you I'll tell you! Please!"
She laughed and held him up.

He was refering to the name of the last girl he slept with. She teased him before asking him her name, saying she should -try- her.
She pushed him in the shower cabin. "You were very silly"

Coming back to the cockpit, she made her innocent face via the video comms while the patrol was passing by.
Once they were gone, she returned to the cabin and opened the door, making her nasty face. "They are looking for you" She giggled "And... They are gone"

The boy thanked her and proposed to pay her some drinks in return.
She smiled and said "Okay! And a dinner too!"

After some talks, it was decided it should be a nice dinner, with a lot of expensive plates... On a nice restaurant with a lovely view.
Searching on her old nav maps, the girl proposed Shetland in Edinburgh...

She thought already she would try that evening dress she bought in a luxury shop at Baden Baden...

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[Jeremy Hunter]

Jeremy sat in the back of the Unicorn, wondering how he got into this situation. If that Baffer hadn't flown by while he was getting Connie back...Jeremy looked at his drying jacket. Most of the water Connie had thrown in his face had met its mark, but a good portion soaked the collar and shoulders.

"Why me..." He said.

Jeremy checked for the HCS credit chit. Still there, wired to the HCS bank account. He looked over himself. He dressed in his usual clothing. Hopefully they wouldn't care. He sighed. Namine would have flown his Nephthys to Gran Canaria.

"We almost there Connie?" He asks, having the bad feeling that after the night was over, Ellie would either flip out and berate him for reckless use of company money, tease him relentlessly ...Or both.

Jeremy bet on both. Then he remember what she said in Tau-37. Or onboard the Metropolis. Or...well, the Metropolis had been in Tau-37, so either way, it was correct.

"I'm probably going to put the red wine to shame."

He was going to kill Ensign Davis if they ever met again.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Yaoquizque]

She moved to the cockpit and collapsed in the flight chair, humming.
From the hold she could hear Jeremy talking.

"Why him! Why him! Lalalala..." She was awfully singing.

Soon, he noticed the ship was flying strangely. From the hold he could see her slumped on the chair and using her feet to control the ship.
The unicorn was swerving around, looping the loop and generally making awkward moves that would make any person acustomed to planetary gravity give back their last dinner.

"Wheeee!" They entered in the asteroid field near the Hood and she started to avoid relentlessly the brown rocks lying there.
"Whooooo! That one was big! Oh! Look at this one! It looks like a giant egg! Cute!"

The unicorn collided one, scratching its hull "Whooops! Sorry honey."

She heard him asking if they were arrived and she laughed "Yea... We're almost in Liberty..." Her head appeared at the top of the chair. She was looking at him "We're going to Fort Bush, right?"

The Unicorn bumped into another rock and she turned around "Whooops!"
As she was controling the ship again she laughed "You're not looking into my diary, i hope..."

After a short while she shouted "Jumping!" The ship started to shake highly. The girl started to move back to the hold with difficulty.
As the ship jolted she fell on him, making him lose his balance. She laughed and tried to get back on her feet.
"Whoops! Sorry, love... That tunnel thingy dingy is quite long... Will take a few minutes!"

She then looked at him and smiled "Your suit is still wet... Want me to lend you some clothes?" She giggled "You would be lovely with a skirt i think.."

---

[Jeremy Hunter]

Already!? Jeremy thought. His face went deep scarlet.

"Just my jacket; it will be dry when we get to the Shetland."

Jeremy helped Connie up, then pitched every which way.

"Connie! I think alot or repairs are needed! I happen to like not having vomit flying around!"

Jeremy concentrated, then sat down. He wasn't moving. Hopefully. Ge woukdn't-provided Connie didn't fall on him again.

Really God, what did I do to deserve this? Why me? Why couldn't you be screwing with that Porter guy Admiral Paige, if she's still an Admiral, mentioned?

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Yaoquizque]

"I would love to repair my baby... But i don't have the flax to do it." She shrugged and collapsed on the small bed. She then smiled at him "But don't worry... The unicorn is a tuff girl. We shouldn't die... Probably..."

She leant forward and probed his belly with a finger "You will puke? Poor Jey honey..."


He then complained, asking what he was doing here. She pouted "You are not happy to be here... With me?" She then nodded, smiling mischievously "Oh i see... You would prefer to be with that girl... Hmm..." She tilted her head, trying to remember... "The one with midnight blue hairs... And silver eyes?"

The ship stopped to jolt and she moved back to the cockpit "Okay... We're almost there!"
She then wondered "Who is admiral Paige anyway... What a weird name! Is he cute?"


After a long while the unicorn docked to Shetland and she came back into the hold "We're arrived" She pulled him to get him back on his feet and pushed him out of the ship, kicking his behind while sticking out her tongue "Out! I must change my clothes"

---

[Jeremy Hunter]

"I could pay for the repairs Connie."

Jacob blushed more.

"Thats not what I mean! I'm happy, really!"

Jeremy hoped she was kidding. He checked his jacket, putting it on now that it was dry.

Luckily he did. Connie kicked him unceremoniously out. Touching the hanger deck of Shetland, he rolled and got up, brushing his coat off.

"Well...that coulda been worse."

Jeremy leaned against the Unicorn and waited.

---

May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Yaoquizque]

Several minutes passed...
Jeremy could see the docks personnel do their job while he was waiting.

A docker approached him "Erm... Sir? This ship is yours?" He looked at the hull "It looks... hmm... Damaged"


He carressed the hull "Yea..." He then took a ladder to look at the canopy "Damn, there is even scratchs here. I can't believe someone is irresponsible enough to fly with a ship that.." He was shaking his head, looking at the scratches and suddenly focalized at the cockpit "What the...!"

He fell from the ladder and crashed to the ground. The cockpit of a sabre was quite high and the poor docker got knocked. Some of his friends came to check if he was alright.
They then started to annoy Jeremy, saying it was his fault.

Things started to get awkward pretty fast. And Concordia was still not showing up...

---

[Jeremy Hunter]

Jeremy, at wit's end, flipped his jacket open, revealing his Phalanax Heavy pistol and the Order Insignia. The dockers froze. Jeremy half-grinned. The look on their faces were priceless.

"Turn around, go. Neither of these are for show. Breath a word, I will ruin your lives. Got it? I'm here to have dinner; if you ruin that, I will make you some of the most wanted people in Bretonia. I'm already on a BAF KoS list. You don't want to know why."

Jeremy then climbed onto the Sabre, scurried over it after reaching the top, and, using a mirror on a small rod, he checked the cockpit to see why Connie was taking forever.

The dockers disappeared for their own safety.

---

May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Yaoquizque]

Jeremy was trying to look inside the sabre from the cockpit. It was a bit weird to see, and the docks officer, from his office, looked at this young man climbing on the sabre and lurking...

"What in the name of..." He leant forward, trying to get a better look at Jeremy from the bay door of his office overlooking the docks.

That just looked weird... He rolled his eyes and used the communicator to speak via the loudspeaker.
"Ahem.... You... Yeah you! What the hell are you doing"

Jeremy realized he was the one addressed and looked around. He then noticed the officer and showed him the finger of infamous victory.
The officer, outraged, dropped the communicator and focused back to his work "What is wrong with people these days"


Jeremy turned his attention back at the inside of the sabre and saw Concordia getting out of the shower cabin, naked. She noticed him and smiled at him. She then made her silly face and ran to the entry of the hold.

Soon he could hear her shouting "Heeeeeeeeeeee! A pervert! Help!"
Before Jeremy could do anything, several guards appeared and made him climb out of the sabre. They then tied him up and escorted him out of the docks. Concordia smiled at them, shily hiding herself, only sticking her head out of the hold. "Thanks!" She winked at Jeremy, escorted to the prison..

The evening just started well!
Jeremy was in the small detention center of Shetland, along with drunktards.

---

[Jeremy Hunter]

Jeremy sighed.

"Well, that really wasn't my plan."
"Wha wuz?"
"See why the guy fell."
"Shut up!"

Jeremy looked at the guard.

"Shut up? No. I don't have to."

Jeremy removed a hsrmonica and started to play very well. He started to show off. The guard opened the door and stepped in.

"Listen kid-"

Then man was thrown out. Jeremy sat back down.

"You're not going to escape?"
"Nope. Im Connie's bank account; She can't pay,for dinner without me. She's the lovely lady who's Sabre I was looking in. Also she was the person who flew me here."

Jeremy began to play the harmonica, calming the drunks and sending the guard to dreamland. Jeremy tapped his foot, making a beat. Then the drunks began to sing. A concert had started in the prison area.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.