ID: Quartermaster Aryn Current Location: Manhattan, LPI Headquarters Priority:Normal Subject: Mundane work John yawns, without realising the comms are on. He goes through some of the huge paperload towers on his desk and sees a recently printed one.
-Ah, Giulliani. He coughs.
- Thank you for reporting this in, officer. I do appreciate the feedback for the new brand of coffee machines. Guess they placed a faulty one in your vessel. Rest assured it will be replaced with one of the old ones X-1, like the good old times, right? I'm fairly sure we have some still operational on stock. Somewhere. Anyway, I'll get to that when I have a spare second, shouldn't take more than 5 business days. Feel free to use any coffee machine on our stations.
As for the rest of the reports, I would like to thank all of our officers and recruits for the hard work done. Keep it going.
Aryn out.