Stops on your patrol/trade route: LD-14 in Leeds and Battleship... Whitefield?... in Minnesota, and all the usual stops in between, particularily the fun ones in Leeds involving Gallic Battleships.
Brief report/outline of your patrol: Good evening, High Command and all of my wonderful friends in Human Resources and Accounting, and rather angry greetings from your very own local representative from Liberty'sFinest in Leeds: Officer Elliot Kerr. I'm hoping that this comms message gets to you soon!
I'd just like to kindly inform you that I've done twenty of these over the last few weeks, HR. Twenty. That's fourty flights through the front lines of the Gallic - Bretonian war, and I'm pretty sure that your damn loads of Boron are not that crucial to the war effort. If I didn't know better I'd swear that you were trying to get rid of me. Even duty on the Omega-7 Sunbucks kiosk is better than this.
Short version: Please do go find someone else for your suicide missions; could I please be reassigned to patrol duty again? Thanks.