From:Officer Jonas Valent To:LPI High Command Subject:Patrol Report Priority:Low
Went out on patrol today through New York, California, and Texas. Not a single lawbreaker in sight. Things were nice and peaceful today. I hope this changes because being bored I consumed a rather alarming amount of Sunbucks donuts and coffee. Can't be good for my waistline. Pretty soon ill have to requisition a larger uniform.