Attendant: Usual? Self: Twice, please. Attendant: Coming right up! What you done there? Self: Tripped over a traffic cone. Attendant: How'd you manage that? Self: Somebody dropped their donut. Attendant: Oh, man! Was it okay? Self: Yeah, he washed it with his coffee. Attendant: Phew! So how's your foot? Self: Still kinda wonky, got a bit of a wobble. Attendant: On desk duty for now, eh? Self: Heck, no! I've got some holiday in lieu. Attendant: Well, here...have this round on me. Self: You, Sir, are a gentleman! Attendant: Welcome. Have a nice day! Self: Thanks, and to you too.