Comm ID: Alban Jankowski Recipient: One Police Plaza Internal Network Subject: Patrol Report (New York and California) Encryption:Moderate
Feels abit weird having access to official channels again. Hopefully I haven't forgotten my formal ettiqute when it comes to writing these damn things. Ah well here goes nothing.
I started off my patrol from Pittsburgh and headed straight for Fort Bush to get the old girl looked over by the Department's techs. Seems like they weren't too impressed with me turning up in a Liberator that hasn't been vetted by "trusted vendors" in seven years. Despite my assurances she was space worthy they didn't seem to buy it. I guess being back on the books again means your local Pittsburgh ship mechanic just won't cut it anymore. After visiting Fort Bush I decided to check out the Colorado gate to make sure everything was quiet. As I approached the gate I caught sight of a Pirate if the ident of 'Sycorax' hovering near the gate surrounded by a field of scrap and debris, which I surmised were the remains of his latest victim. I attempted to pursue but ion storms hit and knocked out my sensors allowing the bastard to escape, so he still remains at large.
After I managed to get my ship's systems back online, I set a course back to Fort Bush to get the all clear. After getting the go-ahead I resumed my route past Norfolk and Westpoint. Thats when the Network picked up a Smuggler heading out to New York from the California system. The vessel in question turned out to be a Z-8550 transport by the name of 'Malveridas', which after a quick cross check of the permit database seemed to be registered. What I didn't count on was the Captain of the vessel to be a right stubborn pain in the ass. After stopping him at the California gate I was able to get a look at what had triggered the alert. It turned out to be a small consignment of Counterfit Software hidden amongst crates of Toxic Waste. What I figured would be a simple cargo interdiction turned out to be a chase across one and a half systems. It took the intervention of the LNS-Antietam of the Fifth Fleet who was moored nearby for the Transport Captain to stop and finally drop the cargo. Unfortunately his stubborness still continued in his refusal to pay fines. He and his crew are currently aboard the Antietam inbound to Fort Bush for processing.
[27.07.2019 12:23:32] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Thats weird... I swear...
[27.07.2019 12:23:36] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: And heres my answer.
[27.07.2019 12:23:47] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Seems like you took care of my Smuggler problem then.
[27.07.2019 12:23:57] Sycorax: Indeed.
[27.07.2019 12:23:59] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Drop the Artifacts.
[27.07.2019 12:24:06] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: I ain't going to ask twice.
[27.07.2019 12:24:07] Sycorax: I am not afraid to get my hands dirty.
[27.07.2019 12:24:14] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: I can see that.
[27.07.2019 12:24:26] Sycorax: Alban, it's time for you to run away
[27.07.2019 12:24:31] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: That so?
[27.07.2019 12:24:33] Sycorax: Get out of my sight or you are next.
[27.07.2019 12:24:44] Sycorax: You have 20seconds.
[27.07.2019 12:24:50] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Sorry kid, Mama Pitts raised no quitters, now drop the contraband.
[27.07.2019 12:25:00] Sycorax: *laughs*
[27.07.2019 12:25:08] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Very well then.
[27.07.2019 12:25:39] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Time to put you out of commission.
[27.07.2019 12:27:00] Sycorax: But mamma did raise a quitter
[27.07.2019 12:27:08] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: I will repeat, Sycorax, cut your engines now or I will be forced to use sanctioned force to make you comply.
[27.07.2019 12:32:28] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Oh hell no.
[27.07.2019 12:32:37] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Damn it.
[27.07.2019 12:32:42] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Damn ion storms.
[28.07.2019 06:44:21] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Alright, in accordance with the laws of the House of Liberty, you will submit for a cargo scan.
[28.07.2019 06:44:33] Malveridas: God damnit, figures you have an advanced cargo scanner.
[28.07.2019 06:44:54] Malveridas: Shoulda scanned you earlier to be sure...
[28.07.2019 06:45:36] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: You really think hiding hiding... whatever bootleg crap that is, behind a load of toxic waste won't fool these scanners?
[28.07.2019 06:45:56] Malveridas: I was counting on you not using that specific scanner. so yes.
[28.07.2019 06:46:18] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Too bad for you then, who sold it to you?
[28.07.2019 06:46:34] Malveridas: You really think a smuggler as old as me is gonna tell you where I got the goods?
[28.07.2019 06:46:42] Malveridas: I've been in this game too long, pal.
[28.07.2019 06:47:07] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Cut the crap, the longer I wait for an answer the deeper a hole you dig for yourself.
[28.07.2019 06:47:12] Malveridas: Though honestly, if you knew I was full of it, you shoulda brought a bigger ship.
[28.07.2019 06:47:24] Malveridas: There isn't any way you're bringing me in with that piece of crap.
[28.07.2019 06:47:41] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: *Sighs* Why do I get the crappy assignments...
[28.07.2019 06:48:04] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Alright, fine, if you ain't going to talk drop the contraband instead.
[28.07.2019 06:48:16] Malveridas: And make your job easy? No thanks.
[28.07.2019 06:48:39] Malveridas: hm.
[28.07.2019 06:48:43] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: To hell you are.
[28.07.2019 06:48:52] Malveridas: Hm....
[28.07.2019 06:49:04] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: You really don't want to piss me off kid.
[28.07.2019 06:49:12] Malveridas: I'm probably older than you honestly.
[28.07.2019 06:49:34] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: You wanna bet, last chance pal.
[28.07.2019 06:50:10] Malveridas: I'm trying to piss you off enough you bring me straight to One Police Plaza for one of those legendary beatings you're known -
[28.07.2019 06:50:10] Malveridas: for.
[28.07.2019 06:50:26] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Oh god, your not one of those...
[28.07.2019 06:50:52] Malveridas: pissed yet?
[28.07.2019 06:51:01] Malveridas: How about now?
[28.07.2019 06:51:27] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: I will repeat, Malveridas, cut your engines now or I will be forced to use sanctioned force to make you comply.
[28.07.2019 06:51:37] Malveridas: Nah.
[28.07.2019 06:52:06] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: I was going to let you off lightly, but not now.
[28.07.2019 06:52:16] 2019-07-28 06:52:13 SMT Malveridas's docking rights have been removed by LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO] for minimum 120 seconds
[28.07.2019 06:52:19] Malveridas: Damn you peristant f*ck.
[28.07.2019 06:52:51] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Mama Pitts raised no quitters kid. Final chance before things get ugly.
[28.07.2019 06:53:08] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Fine, I warned you.
[28.07.2019 06:53:40] Malveridas: Another one of those and you're gone
[28.07.2019 06:54:09] Malveridas: God damnit
[28.07.2019 06:54:17] 2019-07-28 06:54:15 SMT Malveridas's docking rights have been restored.
[28.07.2019 06:55:07] Malveridas: Oh bloody hell, a carrier!?
[28.07.2019 06:55:18] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: 'Sup.
[28.07.2019 06:55:31] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Oh its you.
[28.07.2019 06:56:06] Malveridas: You are the most annoying damn police officer i've ever had to deal with.
[28.07.2019 06:56:41] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: So, what exactly is going on here?
[28.07.2019 06:56:48] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: The usual crap.
[28.07.2019 06:57:04] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Oh.
[28.07.2019 06:57:30] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: You seem to be doing okay, officer.
[28.07.2019 06:57:56] Malveridas: Mama pitts ain't doing me any favors here.
[28.07.2019 06:58:00] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: The Antietam will just stand by, if that's okay with you.
[28.07.2019 06:58:09] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Last warning drop the contraband.
[28.07.2019 06:58:23] Malveridas: Dropped it.
[28.07.2019 06:58:30] Malveridas: And shot it.
[28.07.2019 06:58:33] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Like hell your going anywhere.
[28.07.2019 06:58:41] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Looks like this guy gets to have his special license revoked.
[28.07.2019 06:58:49] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Agreed.
[28.07.2019 06:58:55] Malveridas: Shoulda been done a LONG time ago honestly.
[28.07.2019 06:59:02] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Now to sort out the monetary damages.
[28.07.2019 06:59:43] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: That will be 8 million, straight to the Naval.
[28.07.2019 07:00:20] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Or I am going to forcibly tear that ship apart and tractor your ass into my cargo bay.
[28.07.2019 07:00:26] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Eight million, and I'll be having your license to use that vessel in Liberty revoked.
[28.07.2019 07:00:27] Malveridas: Neither.
[28.07.2019 07:00:40] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Tractor it is then.
[28.07.2019 07:01:17] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Pity, I was hoping to take the Fleet Admiral out for a drink.
[28.07.2019 07:01:31] Malveridas: The one cop that actually flies a libby. Just my like.
[28.07.2019 07:01:53] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Evans, blow this bastard out of the sky will ya?
[28.07.2019 07:02:08] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Negative, he's too agile for our weapons.
[28.07.2019 07:02:24] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Stop whining and do your job.
[28.07.2019 07:02:30] 5th|LNS-Antietam: I could do it but I really don't want to kill a transport with a carrier
[28.07.2019 07:02:42] Malveridas: *The pilot spits out his drink*
[28.07.2019 07:03:03] Malveridas: Fine, I give up. Jesus christ.
[28.07.2019 07:03:06] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Best we can do is provide some cover fire against his shields.
[28.07.2019 07:03:10] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Belay that Evans.
[28.07.2019 07:03:23] Malveridas: Before you take me in, where the f*ck did LPI find you.
[28.07.2019 07:03:37] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Apparently they found him on "Mama Pitts".
[28.07.2019 07:03:50] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: In the darkest, dankest, crappiest bar on Pittsburgh pal.
[28.07.2019 07:04:01] Malveridas: Go on then, take me out copper.
[28.07.2019 07:04:09] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Just pay the damn fine.
[28.07.2019 07:04:13] Malveridas: Negative
[28.07.2019 07:04:28] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Really don't want to fill out any more paperwork than I already have to.
[28.07.2019 07:04:39] Malveridas: You're gonna have to fill out that paperwork.
[28.07.2019 07:04:48] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: I feel bad for you, looks like it'll be a long night.
[28.07.2019 07:04:55] Malveridas: Indeed it will.
[28.07.2019 07:04:59] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: *Sighs* I think you might be right.
[28.07.2019 07:05:08] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: I said.
[28.07.2019 07:05:12] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Pay the damn fine.
[28.07.2019 07:05:18] Malveridas: No.
[28.07.2019 07:05:21] Malveridas: Shoot.
[28.07.2019 07:05:21] Malveridas: Me.
[28.07.2019 07:05:24] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: This guy violated a large number of laws, at least since I've shown up.
[28.07.2019 07:05:33] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Sucidal son of a ######.
[28.07.2019 07:05:37] Malveridas: Indeed.
[28.07.2019 07:05:48] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: You really want to get spaced that bad?
[28.07.2019 07:05:53] Malveridas: Yup.
[28.07.2019 07:06:05] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Hell the universe keeps sending me the crazy ones...
[28.07.2019 07:06:07] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Officer, want us to drop his shield?
[28.07.2019 07:06:11] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Yes.
[28.07.2019 07:06:28] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Righto, Briggs, fire a warning shot.
[28.07.2019 07:06:40] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Briggs: Yes sir, firing pulse cannons.
[28.07.2019 07:06:54] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: One last, blasted chance.
[28.07.2019 07:06:57] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Pay the damn fine.
[28.07.2019 07:07:08] Malveridas: Hold on.
[28.07.2019 07:07:08] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Last chance, bud, pay the fine or my friend here will blow you to bits.
[28.07.2019 07:07:18] Malveridas: Evans, is this guy an idiot. Pretty sure i've said no like 7 times.
[28.07.2019 07:08:00] 5th|LNS-Antietam: Evans: Saying no to the Liberty Navy is arguably more stupid, Officer, he's all yours. We'll keep the shield down for you.
[28.07.2019 07:08:12] LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO]: Fine then... damn it all.
[28.07.2019 07:08:20] Death: Malveridas was put out of action by LPI-Alban.Jankowski[RO] (Gun).
1.1 - Possession of Contraband (Counterfit Software).
1.3 - Assault
1.4.2 - Fleeing from an Officer when stopped (four counts).
1.4.3 - Gross indecency in a public place.
1.4.6 - Causing, contributing to or participating in a public disturbance.
1.5 - Obstructing the course of justice.
2.2 - Violation of provisional license conditions (hauling of contraband goods).