I reported for duty and started out on my patrol from Fort Bush when over the comms came..... your momma jokes. Had to be Xenos. Your momma jokes fascinate them, kinda like bright shiny objects. Found the battle in the Detroit debris field. 3 xenos and 1 lpi and 1 LN engaged. I asked the lawfuls if they needed assistance. I didn't even get an answer before a Xeno shot at me. Well, now I was mad. I joined the fight and was in it for a good long while.
I was kicking in the rear quarter panels of a Xeno named Walter, when he let loose a Nuke mine. It tracked on him and destroyed his ship, but with me being in such close quarters, it did enough collateral damage to puncture my ship. I ended up floating home.
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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station