There was shouting from the Chief's office, from both the big man and an obviously small woman. After a few minutes, the door opened and the woman flew out.
"I QUIT!" she yelled, to which he replied, "WELL I FIRE YOU! GET OUT!"
Fuming, everyone decided to look another direction as Deputy Chief Claire Angel left the building. Then, the Chief said "O'BRIAN!"
"YES SIR?!" he asked and shouted, almost wetting himself.
"You're promoted."
Captain -- now Deputy Chief -- Hull O'Brian fainted.