Right, where to start.. I took my liberator out for a patrol because the word was there was a Hacker pirating people in NY for 50 MILLION apiece.
Well it seems that by the time I arrived, the Hacker had buggered off. My radar Indicates I have a OTC member inbound to Manhattan, so I scan him. Sure enough, he has artifacts. I ordered OTC ROY to halt. He doesn't.
I ordered Manhattan to lock the gates. I turn to pursue said perp, AND EVERY DANG CONTROL LOCKED UP! I was on a collision course with the planet! I just managed to eject in time.
Henceforth, since this seems to be a problem getting working freaking ships for our officers, the maintenance department is on weekly mandatory Urinalysis. "Weed heads" and "Sniffers", take note now.
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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station