Report Filed By: Recruit Officer Rodrick O'Rielly
Date: April 13, 817 A.S.
Subject: Patrol Report, New York
Well first I got a call to get to Rochester-ish, where I got blown up and was able to test one of the seats I made(it worked well). Then the CHIEF showed up and chewed some poor fool out. Then we scanned some people in Texas, and sent a Neon hauler back arround. Then we ran into this "Selina" outcast chick, and it all went well untill a swarm of Wolfhounds showed up, made my ship leak some stuff, then one of Seymores mines slammed intah my face! *yells across office over cubicle wall* "DA*M YOU SEYMORE IM GONNA MAKE YOU BUY ME ANOTHER SUNBUCKS MEAL!" Now were was I? Oh yeah, this Zoner colony showed up, here is a Security shot from Trade lane Junction 4:
Report end.
' Wrote:This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.