Report filed by: Officer John Doe Masket
date: June 21, 817 A.S.
Subject: Patrol report (California)
Made a sweep of California but no criminals were sighted. Upon entering the trade lane to riverside however I encountered a swarm of pink elephants having tea on the trade lane rings. After multiple attempts to disperse them with my ships weapons and riot mines I was forced to retreat. Guncam was not working as there was some strange alcoholic substance spilled on the controls causing them to short out.
End of report.
//Sorry I haven't been online much lately. Grade 12 exams and stuff, trying to get a few short patrols in however.