Name: Marcus Lindberg
Rank: Officer
Report: Unknown, haven't written one in a long time.
Ok I haven't exactly written a report for a long time, and since our guncam department got hacked by Rhienland cyber warfare unit the other day, I don't really got much proof of what I'v been doing other than eyewitness reports from other officers, so yeah.
Anyways, today was the worst day ever. A bunch of freelancers (in gunboats I might add) kept of insulting LPI saying all we do is eat donuts. I lost my temper. And then there were Navy independents flying around in Upholder bombers without Navy GUARD ID's. I didn't do anything about that, but since Upholder's are low in stock, I'd expect the Navy to at least up the ante on this one and make sure every independent who flies an upholder has a Navy Guard ID, there supposed to be rare anyways. I also got a PM from an outcast by the name Jayde.Wolfe, she had Navy hostages on board, and apparently the independent Navy boy let her kill them. She told him to stay away from at least 2 KM, and apparently, he didn't care and let her kill them. After that, they dissapeared. I'mm not sure if the name of this certain Navy independent (who was also flying an upholder without guard ID), but I think his name was Azritha, or something close to that. The same fool also demanded BHG pilots from a certain Durandal, BHG's was not under our jurisdiction, and if it is, please correct me. Thats not the only thing, he even CLAIMED TO BE THE CHIEF OF THE LPI. Somebody please kill him.
Now, for the REAL thing, some fool by the name Stabby the clown had some innocent kid in his cargo, threatening to kill him unless I payed 200000 credits. I told him to release the kid or else I would nuke mine him (he was in a dromedary). He didn't listen at first, so I was forced to take down his shileds, and he gave in. He gave me his kid and ran away. I would've chased him because he was carrying Cardamine too, but I wasn't in the mood for going all the way to the detroit debris fields. Niether do I have the authority anyways.
So yeah, worst day ever.
Oh, and I'd like to apply for SWAT thank you very much.