I went out patrollin', some pirate got 4 on 1'ed by an LSF agent and a buch of freelancers, he fled.
And then there was a stupid Liberty Gunboat with a Mercenary ID, carry'ing NOMADS in his cargo, AND he refused to recognize liberty law. Basically, he broke 3 laws. No wait. He broke 4. He questioned My authority.
And then he started fleeing to the BadLands, Dep Chief Riza gave me permission to pursue, however, due to the constant chatter, I lost track of where he was and he managed to escape, probably to buffalo base. The gunboat's name was Grimnir. By law, he should stay out of liberty.
And then there was a amateur rogue who had hostages. Some civilian payed a million of those hostages and turned them over to us. The civilian should get a medal of honor for all I care. His name was I_HATE_PIRATES.
And then there was some stupid phantom running around. I rendezvous'ed with Riza and we began searching for the Phantom. In our process, we detected Nomads in the area. We let the squid go since it was well out of our jurisdiction anyways.
And then Discharge and Be.Good.At.It have the nerve to start piratin'.
And then another nomad began attacking Norfolk shipyard. We stood down, since we didn't want to get in the crossfire of the Battleship Missouri firing range. Another merc with a gunboat managed to shoot the nomad down, and before we knew it, everyone at the scene took the nomad stuff like weapons and brains and what not. It was unbelievable.
And then in the process of tazing me, Dep Chief Riza shot down my Libby.
At that point, there were soo many pirates and annoying terrorists flying around, Me and Smith went back to sunbucks and got Drunk. We took our public comm channel's out of our libby's coz we wanted to see what the rest of Manhattan was gonna do about a bunch of drunk cops.
Next time someone tazes me, THE CHIEF DOUGHTER GETS IT!