Report Filed by: Fiarman John Doe Masket
Date: 817 AS
At the start of my patrol I responded to a distress call of pirates in california. There appeared to be 3 of them, up against an LSF agent and a navy assault battlecruiser. The LSF agent's scanners confirmed that one of the pirates was AN AUNT BILLEH and so we opened fire. 3 more pirates joined in, plus two gunships. The gunships went down quickly, but then the battlecruiser was taken out by the hordes of bombers. Shortly after that the LSF agent went down.
Then it got fun. I charged full power into the oncoming formation of pirate bombers and VHFs, and tested my new "toy". I had recently rigged the ammo chamber and feed belt from the cannonball launcher into the chainguns. (Did I forget to mention I had them installed on my liberator to take out armored vehicles on planetary surfaces?) Anyway, a few screams and ALOT of spiraling red vapor trails later one of the pirates had his mine dropper malfunction, causing a chain reaction with all the missiles in the air reducing all but one of the ships to space dust, who quickly took to flight after jettisoning his soiled undergarments. Unfortunately in the firestorm my guncam was damaged and only 2 images were recorded.