Patrol Report Sergeant Amy McTavish
Onboard the LPI-Quantico
The newest LPI gunboat was taken out for its maiden voyage where we joined Captain Bauer in the San Quinten. After coming across the rouge gunboat Heat.of.Gold, Captain Bauer engaged while we waited as backup. After a failure in the San Quintens weapons aiming systems, computer systems, evasive thruster systems and frankly, the whole ships controls, Captain Bauer found himself in his ejection pods, with the Heart.of.Gold having only taken a small scratch.
With an untrained crew as the only thing stopping the gunboat from escaping, we fired up the pulses and engaged. Luck (or good aim) must have been on our side as after a long, difficult fight, we were victorious.
With the Quantico neeeding a new paint job, we collected Captain Bauers pod and returned to drydock to celebrate and get <strike>plastered</strike> some rest.
End of Report
' Wrote:Come on, everyone!
Hark, the Bounty Hunters si-ing,
Death to all the pirate kings...
Goals: To be interviewed by Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC.