I was called out today by Captain Bauer, who was tracking two Hellfire legion battleships, the Ven'Gyr and the Invictus. Deputy Chief O'Brian joined us, but we lost the battleships in the big scary thingy the navy flyboys call the badlands. You'd be suprised how easy it is to lose a huge object like a battleship when you scared out of your wits by the 'badlands'. A little bit later we came across a Vagrant Raider who had captured 2 of our pilots. He refused to drop them but unfortunately escaped when a rouge gunboat attacked Deputy O'Brian and myself. O'Brian would be sitting in his escape pod if it wasnt for me taking 3, count 'em, 3 razor barrages from the gunboat, while he sat still drinking coffee or something. I hereby request a decent bonus for that. I then went back to Manhatten for some exorbident repair costs thanks to O'Brian and the gunboat and filed this report.
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' Wrote:Come on, everyone!
Hark, the Bounty Hunters si-ing,
Death to all the pirate kings...
Goals: To be interviewed by Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC.