Sender: Sergeant JD Masket Date: November 6th, 818 A.S. Subject: Patrol Report Arrests: One Runaway shire, and a nosy nurse
So... There was this prison liner in New York... They invited me over for coffee. Now of course I would NEVER slack off on duty to have a coffee with some liner captain just because she sounds hot. Never, but I heard some rumors that it might be a slaver so I decided to check them out, yea thats it. AAANYWAY we had a great time and it turned out she was fine (And I mean FINE).
UNFORTUNATELY a certain navy secondary fleet captain decided to "rescue" me. RIGHT when the party was getting good. Erm... I mean, right when I was getting to the bottom of the case.
Anyways later on I ran into some [Convoy] guy who had illegal lane parts. Booooorrrrinnng. *scratches his head and realizes the liner captain had been -eating- his hair-*