Message to: Whoever the Thud is in charge over there
Comm ID: Malaclypse, for the TAZ
Subject: Recent Zoner "Issues"
Since you all seem to be clamoring at once on the "evil Zoner threat", I am addressing this to all and sundry in both the SA and LSF, until you lads can decided where the "buck" actually stops.
I have perused your recent communications, including one that was allegedly directed to the Council of Zoners. I am not amused. Primarily I am not amused with the alleged actions of the two Zoners mentioned specifically in your complaints.
I have brought these matters to the attention of the full Council of Zoners. As leader of the TAZ, I can only guarantee the response and actions of my own Organization, but I'm sure you know that.
I highly recommend that you review your communications protocols in future. How in Thud can we address these issues if we don't know about them, eh? I can't be everywhere, nor can the Council act on matters they know nothing about.
If one of your multitude of "Chiefs" wishes to address the Council regarding these issues, I will sponsor him or her. Leave all the "Indians" home, however, to babble amongst themselves.
Malaclypse,
Acting CoZ Chair, in the absence of Isaac Drake,
Episkopos, Temporary Autonomous Zoners