Sender: Corrigan Upton, LPI
Location: Fort Bush
Encryption: High
Priority: High
Subject: Hudson Ravis
On behalf of the Coffee Machine in the canteen at Fort Bush, commiserations are felt and condolences extended to all those affected by this untimely event. Hudson Ravis is hereby posthumously awarded a limited-edition “5,000th Dump Message” mug.
~ The canteen goes quite for one minute, followed by applause and then lots of coffee-drinking ~