SENDER ID: Victor Keys ::: Liberty Navy, First Fleet RECEIVER ID: Liberty Navy Communications SENT ON: 27 (Saturday) ::: 02 (February) ::: 823 A.S. SUBJECT: Patrol Report ENCRYPTION:MEDIUM PRIORITY:LOW
Victor Keys here, reportin' in for the usual patrol. Do pardon us for lack o' guncam shots, this ol' girl's been havin' a few hiccups as o' late, due to her age. By the powers, she was even a little battered by the time I came back from jus' gettin' a few drinks! Had to... (coughs) ask for a bit o' trustfund of 1 Million Creds from the LLS-Rushmore to get 'er back in tip-top shape.
Report starts off from Norfolk Shipyard.
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[26.02.2016 13:00:29] reached West Point, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:01:58] reached cali jump gate, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:03:32] reached riverside station, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:04:26] reached cali minor, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:04:30] reached riverside, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:06:11] reached NY gate, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:08:32] reached West point, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:09:56] reached Manhattan, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:11:55] reached F.Bush, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:13:33] reached colorado gate, uneventful [26.02.2016 13:15:06] Colorado Gate -> Planet Denver Lane
> found a bad-egg: Liberty Rogue pirate, Backdoor.Adventure, Werewolf SHF, harassing trade lane; ordered the pirate to git outta there
[26.02.2016 13:15:06] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: well well...!
[26.02.2016 13:15:15] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: Man: look a' what we got 'ere
[26.02.2016 13:15:21] Backdoor.Adventure: Hi
[26.02.2016 13:15:56] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: why doncha mosey on outta here o' this lane like a good pirate ye are
[26.02.2016 13:16:09] Backdoor.Adventure: Why?
[26.02.2016 13:16:36] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: Cause I be feelin real itchy to test out these light turrets 'ere
> trader, Marshal, popped out of trade lane; pirate proceeded to try an' blatantly demand 3 Mil's from the trader in front o' me, so I shot; too bad Marshal seemed to have crapped his pants, on account that he jus' wanted to stay on the spot instead of tryin' to get away; couldn't save 'em, as a result
[26.02.2016 13:16:53] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: the gunner boys be real bored-like with just shootin' ordinary rats
[26.02.2016 13:17:19] Marshal: coward
[26.02.2016 13:17:20] Backdoor.Adventure: You want to target a fighter with a battleship?
[26.02.2016 13:17:21] Backdoor.Adventure: Really?
[26.02.2016 13:17:23] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: imah give y'all 30 seconds to cruise on outta my sight
[26.02.2016 13:17:31] Marshal: thief
[26.02.2016 13:17:42] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: nothin' personal
[26.02.2016 13:17:44] Marshal: bastard
[26.02.2016 13:17:45] Backdoor.Adventure: Marshal hand me over 3mil and you may live
[26.02.2016 13:17:50] Backdoor.Adventure: *laughs*
[26.02.2016 13:17:54] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: TEN. SECONDS.
[26.02.2016 13:18:03] Backdoor.Adventure: You are gonna shoot me?
[26.02.2016 13:18:04] Backdoor.Adventure: Really?
[26.02.2016 13:18:08] Backdoor.Adventure: Wiht that thing?
[26.02.2016 13:18:10] Backdoor.Adventure: Are you sure?
[26.02.2016 13:18:13] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: a'ight! Show them what we texas got!
[26.02.2016 13:18:57] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: git on outta here marshal
[26.02.2016 13:20:36] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: sendin' botbat resupply, marshal
[26.02.2016 13:21:23] Death: Marshal was put out of action by Backdoor.Adventure (Gun).
[26.02.2016 13:21:35] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: real shame... must'a awoled
[26.02.2016 13:21:44] Backdoor.Adventure: That's your fault that he died
> proceeded to try an' shoo the egg outta there; managed to do so, to an extent... at the expense of our gunners' pride
[26.02.2016 13:22:41] Backdoor.Adventure: catch me if you can
[26.02.2016 13:22:43] Backdoor.Adventure: donut boy
[26.02.2016 13:23:04] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: like I've got 'nuff time for small fry like ya
[26.02.2016 13:23:40] Backdoor.Adventure: That traders life was on you
[26.02.2016 13:24:35] Backdoor.Adventure: Really bad aim for a navy officer [our gunner fails shyly to really scratch his hull]
[26.02.2016 13:25:25] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: I can sit 'ere all day, pirate
[26.02.2016 13:26:06] Backdoor.Adventure: May I leave now donut boy?
[26.02.2016 13:26:27] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: coulda done so when I asked 'cha polite-like
[26.02.2016 13:26:42] Backdoor.Adventure: Well, I wanted to rob that trader first
[26.02.2016 13:26:50] Backdoor.Adventure: But because of you I needed to kill him
[26.02.2016 13:27:21] Backdoor.Adventure: Going somewhere? [he tries to CD us as we mosey our way back to the lane]
[26.02.2016 13:27:46] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: yea... 'way from 'eres
[26.02.2016 13:29:20] Backdoor.Adventure: Bye fat navy officer!
[26.02.2016 13:29:24] Backdoor.Adventure: Bring donuts next time
[26.02.2016 13:29:41] Backdoor.Adventure: I will stay here and pirate your allies. [he actually doesn't come back, heheh.]
[26.02.2016 13:33:45] reached Denver, uneventful [26.02.2016 13:39:45] reached NY gate, greeted by Escort1-sasa, politely howdy'd back
[26.02.2016 13:40:01] Escort1-sasa: greetings navy
[26.02.2016 13:40:14] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: Howdy, partner
[26.02.2016 13:40:24] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: best be careful round these parts
[26.02.2016 13:40:40] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: there be rogues 'round here... a super heavy fighter.
[26.02.2016 13:40:52] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: if ya can pop the ol' sucker, I'd be much obliged.
[26.02.2016 13:41:11] Escort1-sasa: lol , having troubles with navigation , or you pilot is drunk there captain ? [thinks we be stuck on the gate or somethin']
[26.02.2016 13:41:31] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: nah... we just be tellin' ya before headin' out
[26.02.2016 13:41:36] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: good huntin'
[26.02.2016 13:42:48] reached F.Bush; get tipped by Escort1-sasa for a heggy with 2 transponder ID's, last seen near Manhattan; asked (as polite-like as we try to be) VA Natalie Reaser to see if she could investigate this for us, due to her bein' in a fighter an' all; glad to hear later the mixup's been resolved
[26.02.2016 13:43:46] Escort1-sasa: //glendor has 2 ID
[26.02.2016 13:44:26] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: //noted. thank you
[26.02.2016 13:44:36] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: //we'll take it from here
[26.02.2016 13:44:49] Escort1-sasa: in NY , he is hegemon with freelancer and kusary navy ID
[26.02.2016 13:45:16] [LN]-Natalie.Reaser: Good evenin'
[26.02.2016 13:45:18] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: (man) Natalie, mind checkin' out something for us?
[26.02.2016 13:45:18] Escort1-sasa: //i have screeshots if needed
[26.02.2016 13:45:35] [LN]-Natalie.Reaser: That's Reaser for you. And yes, what is it?
[26.02.2016 13:45:39] Escort1-sasa: //last seen near manhatan
[26.02.2016 13:45:51] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: [to glendor] //couldn't help but hear from a little birdie that you have 2 ID's
[26.02.2016 13:45:56] Lelantos-1: // Arbs? [Whoops! Sorry 'bout that, didn't notice yer message there.]
[26.02.2016 13:46:11] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: Man: pardon for that, Miss Reaser. But there be a heggy with 2 ID's 'round here
[26.02.2016 13:46:21] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: name's glendor
[26.02.2016 13:46:49] [LN]-Natalie.Reaser: Hmm. Very well. *Sighs* I think I'm supposed to do cadets' work now.
[26.02.2016 13:46:53] [LN]-Natalie.Reaser: I'll look for it.
[26.02.2016 13:46:56] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: [to glendor] //could you please sell 1 ID and only keep one? that's against the rules to have more than 1 ID at a time
[26.02.2016 13:47:28] glendor: who are you?
[26.02.2016 13:47:39] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: [to glendor] //I'm a battleship captain.
[26.02.2016 13:49:25] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: (laughs) I'd do it myself, but... as ya can see, we're in a fat-arsed battleship
[26.02.2016 13:49:58] [LN]-Natalie.Reaser: Eh.. The said ship seems to be fine now.
[26.02.2016 13:50:36] reached Norfolk, uneventful
[26.02.2016 13:51:36] reached texas gate, uneventful [26.02.2016 13:52:03] new york gate: greeted by Happy.Delivery, Junker hauling Premium Scrap, politely howdy'd back
[26.02.2016 13:53:51] Planet Texas:
> started patrol route through Dallas Fields; started a little small talk with Madam Reaser by accident; greeted by Kurt.Haas, freelancer, politely howdy'd back
[26.02.2016 13:53:51] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: Imah gonna go an' patrol the ol' fields o' texas, then mosey on over to the bar after.
[26.02.2016 13:54:15] [LN]-Natalie.Reaser: Alright, captain. Good luck.
[26.02.2016 13:54:21] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: tell us if ya need the firepower, a'ight, miss Reaser?
[26.02.2016 13:54:41] [LN]-Natalie.Reaser: Vice Admiral Reaser.
[26.02.2016 13:55:44] Kurt.Haas: G'day
[26.02.2016 13:55:54] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: (to Kurt.Haas) man: howdy, partner
[26.02.2016 13:57:02] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: (laughs) A'ight, much pardons, ma'am. Jus' the ol' 4-56 slang o' bein' all casual-like even on duty
[26.02.2016 13:58:13] [LN]-Natalie.Reaser: You libertonians and your casual duty attitude.
> jump holes clear-as-day from pirate activity; random pilot of Gentleman reported Pirate ship, Once.Exiled, nearby... all the way out from Hamburg.
[26.02.2016 13:58:58] GentIeman: Reporting Pirate IDed Ship Once.Exiled sir
[26.02.2016 13:59:01] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: (grins) Ain't just no libertonian, ma'am. A texan an' true blue. There be a diff with them apple-slickers, mind you
[26.02.2016 13:59:12] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: got something
[26.02.2016 13:59:23] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: Pirate, Once.Exiled.
[26.02.2016 13:59:37] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: man: reported by Gentleman
[26.02.2016 13:59:51] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: (to Gentleman) man: location of said pirate?
[26.02.2016 14:00:29] [LN]-LNS-Florida.Keys: (to Gentleman) man: ... wait a tick... how the hell are you gettin' this transmission all the way outta Hamburg???
[26.02.2016 14:07:17] Shutdown: sudden ion storm caught us off-guard and disabled our vessel, concluding the report. :::::