Report Title: LSF cleanup
Submitted by: Larry Morrison, LPI
I've been on the force for about a month now, maybe more, but its seems some of the spooks may have gotten some cardamine mixed into their food. See, I was keeping tabs on Planet Manhattan and saw the queerest thing- LSF member "Walker" was firing salvo after salvo into the planet's atmosphere! Normally, I'm a bit scared of y'all, but I politely asked what he was doing, and the bloke shot me! Almost ripped my shield off, and to my great horror it appears my ejection seat was broken! I fled to Fort Bush to get the ejector repaired, but when I hollered back why he'd shoot me, he told me I shot myself! Now, err, if that was a subtle hint to keep this quiet, I understand, but, uh, what gives? I've also noticed the officer in question spouting mighty weird stuff into the system's open chat, some sort of code a lot of the people new to flying use. Starts with '//', then proceeds into absolute gibberish. Nasty stuff.
On a happier note, I won four thousand credits in blackjack in a game on the Royal Liner Halifax! LPI coffee is on me tonight!