Attempting to Connect: Liberty Force Comm Center
Connecting... LPI Access Granted
CommID: LPI Jimmy Larkin
HULLO! We dids it! We dids! Meg and I wons against dem Bunnies, Gerbils, and Hamsters! I'll tells ya teh story, okay? We 'ere eatin outside of Manhattan when dem Outcast Destroyer and four Gunboats attacks us! We were alone by ourselves! I asked Meg to run, I'd take on dem ships by myself!
But noes! Dem pirates couldn't hits me! I was to fast at flying, saving the pilots dat they tried to kill! Deh all be safe in deh hospital nows. But ANYWAY! After Meg cames back! Her ship was ready and she helps against dem pirates! And 'ome of dem SA helped us too! But deh losts der ships, we gots dem pods doh! Der dis one, a fighter one! Meg and I tooks it down and he ran while everything was shootin' us! We 'ere happy!
Den three of dem ships, deh Destroyer and two gunboats rans away! But one of dems gots Meg! I 'aved her and brought her home while deh last two ships runs away too! Two LPI Light Fighters gots em! Yay for Liberty!