...Incoming transmission
...Decrypting Transmission
...Tracking source
......ERROR
...Estimating priority
......LOW
...Identifying Sender
......Deputy Director Of The LSF David Copperfield
...Name of the receiver
......Astrid
...Opening message
Greetings,
I am wondering how you managed to get our transmission codes, mysterious. Civilian; this is a secured communication relay, you are not allowed to access to it. Secondly, Alaska does not exist, I have never heard of it, unless you are referring to some kind of recipe or an hockey team that has lived on earth, but if it is the case, I fail to figure how you could Access/get into it...
Request denied, we cannot physically allow somebody to enter a place/object/ideal that does not exist...