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Comm ID: John Clements, CO of the LPI Rusty Donut
Oi, todays da LPI been havin' GREAT VICTORIES. First, as Jeffy said, da LPI SWURM o' Liberators 'n' a Havoc took down da Gopher Terrorist PROSPECTOR in his Gunboat! Den, just recently, da great RUSTY DONUT been blowin' up two OUTCAST DESTROYERS, one Liberty Rogue GUNBOAT, 'n' one o' dem ugly Rogue Bombers, all by ourselves with no backup. Da RUSTY DONUT be a force ta be feared by dem pirates 'n' ne'er-do-wells!