2 Pirates by the names "Atlantis" and "BG|Starbuck" were detected at Fort Bush today, and I grabbed my Avenger and launched from the San Francisco to assist a trader. After a brief skirmish, both of them ran, and I pursued, until I recieved a second distress call. Seeing that the two Falcata's were leaving, I turned around and responded to the second call.
The second distress call turned out to be bogus, and I returned to the San Francisco slightly tired, and looking forward to my off hours.
Alas, as I changed out of my uniform for my off duty hours, my comms officer gave a strange strangled cry. I ran from mine and Sonya's room, and onto the bridge, where the strangest sight was present.
The [LN]-XXX-Sexytime seemed to be floating in Norfolk drydock.
We immediatly ran a diagnostics of our systems, but the Dreadnought seemed to be broadcasting this strange signal. Upon hails, we were told by a topless man with a red beard wearing a crown that they were "busy".
Any information on this subject is gratefully recieved.