*Seth wakes with a start as the small communicator under his pillow starts to vibrate. He reaches under the pillow blindly, groping for the buzzing device, pushing aside the blaster that joined it there every night. Finally his hand clasped it and he flicked it on*
"What?" He demands, still half asleep.
"Congratulations Captain, you've been promoted!"
*Seth pauses for just a second, before almost screaming down the communicator*
"YOU WOKE ME UP AT 2 IN THE MORNING FOR THAT!!?!"
"But...sir, I thought you'd be-"
*Seth sighed*
"Only wake me up if their is a pirate invasion or something that requires my immediate attention...please. But thank you anyway..."
*The man on the other end of the communicator turned it off, and poured himself a stiff whisky. A double. Seth rolled over and went back to sleep*