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Sender:Willows, Sarah - Commodore Recipients:All Liberty Forces
Listen up everyone, as Commodore Robinson put it so nicely in her latest transmission, the Embargo Law's been updated, so you're hereby ordered to hammer it into your heads.
However, apparently there was a slight error.
All whips and liquid latex found headed for Rheinland are to be transported to my personal residence on Planet Manhattan.
Likewise, all skimpy green dresses and chains are to be transported to Commodore Robinson's residence.
That is an order, soldiers, and you better not even think of messing with that one.