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Sender:Willows, Sarah - Commodore Recipients:All Liberty Forces, especially Commodore Christina "Christycakes" Robinson
Bringing out the heavy artillery, are we?
Alright then.
Ladies, gentlemen, handsome men, and exotic dancers. (I'm looking at you, Phantom lady hacking into our comm channels.)
*clears throat*
If I don't see intercepted skimpy green dresses and chains being delivered to Commodore Robinson, and if I don't get the whips and liquid latex,
then I will "convince" you to volunteer as a test subject for our next-generation Type 1-337 "Pyramid Head" assault bots.
I'm sure I don't need to say more, but I'd like to emphasize that those come armed with heavy anitmatter candles, if you know what I mean.
Oh and Christina, I think you forgot your golden dress here earlier this morning.