Seth's XO, Sonya, startled giggling uncontrolably in her seat after the last transmission.
"Get a hold of yourself!" Seth barked.
"I'm *Wheeze* sorry sir, but how on earth did those two become Commodores? They're talking gibberish about random names, and going on about sex toys..." she started giggling again, and Seth just shook his head, smiling.
"God knows..." he said, "but I wish they would leave the rest of us out of it, noone will go on Embargo duty with those orders out there..."