After James Hartley, Captain of the LNS-Calypso, read these messages, he broke down into a complete fit of laughter. Two minutes later, in pain from the falling over, he sent these to all the crew, which was then followed by an all-ship announcement.
"Right guys, pack your bags, we're goin' on a road trip until this blows over."
If you listened closely you could hear laughter, -a lot- of laughter.
[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.