Incomming transmission*
ID: Atonement
Mina Arteria, captain
*Two minutes pass by wile the logs are read. The captain remains stoic, exept for batting an eye. During this time a purple crab-like creature scuttles by in the background. Message log read, the captain simply looks up into the feed.*
Message begins: I was unaware casual fridays was this litteral. It makes my crew's shore leave pale in comparison. Is this normal military protocol?
Message End: Termination at source