Comm id: Virgil Redline, captain of the Fires Of Liberation
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Captain Redline here.
Today I picked up some strange chatter on the comms. something about a ship uploading data from Norfolk. I went to invastigate. I found an enormous battleship floating above norfolk. It was a Hacker Spyglass battleship named "Libertine".
Realising that I couldn`t take this thing on alone I requested backup over open comms. typically, no one responded. seems there was a birthday party going on at Norfolk. If I get my hands on the moron who abandoned his communications post I will cut off his testicles and feed them to my cat.
without backup I was, to use navy jargon, screwed. to brighten my already beautifull day, the battleship opened fire on me. I pulled some evasive manouvers and gave it a mouthfull of Melting Ray. How dissapointed i was that it only did so much damage on the shield.
deciding that discration was the better part of valor, I ordered a strategic redeployment of forces. or to put it simply, I ran like a little girl.
The battleship left as soon as its commander realised they couldn`t hit my nimble cruiser.
I ordered a persuit to see where this collossus was headed. but then the cruise engine decided to break down. I have never sworn so much in so little time.
we lost the battleship, no backup was available, and I nearly strangled my helm.
I`m going to bed now. I pity the person who tries to wake me before 12.00 pm tomorrow.