Sir, I-I went to London to.. get some *sniff* water, uh yea water *sniff*, not beer.
I met a Helghast guy, but he didn't want to see me so I went
to Cambridge, the HF guy I met from yesterday came, he
and the Helghast wanted to.. uhm *sniff* play tag
so I agreed, the Helghast accidentally hit my torpedo
so his thruster "went *sniff* broke", the HF blew up
and the Helghast flew to Omega-Five.
Later, the Helghast came back with two Bs| friends,
they shot at me, I *sniff* shot back, the two Bs| decided to leave,
so did the Helghast.
Don't worry, I didn't lose a single ship this time:D