Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Ensign Terrell (Terry) McCaleb
RE: Report
Message Reads:
Today I launched to the joy of finally being promoted to Ensign. Admiral Hale told me to get to Houston as soon as possible, but he allowed me to buy a Guardian before going there. Shortly after arriving we departed for Atka in Hudson. We had ammassed several fighters, all of them Guardians, and the Dreadnaught San Francisco. I believe he reported his part of the operation in a report above mine.
Suddenly, Rheinland fighters showed up through the trade lane to the Hamburg jump gate. After a brief volley of insults the fighting began, with Admiral Hale shouting orders prompty and effeciently, and us responding. One of their fighters went down, then another one. We hadn't had a single loss. One or two of the Rheinland fighters were targetting me, when suddenly a Rheinland Gunboat almost rammed me. I believe the Rheinlanders called it an "indie" as it began firing Pulse shots at my ship. Seems the Rheinlanders really want to kill me.
Eventually we took down the Gunboat, a shockwave almost taking my shield down. A nearby Rheinland fighter finished the job the shockwave started, and I was back to dodging the ever-increasing number of Rheinland fighters on my tail. The fighting continued, and my supply of bots decreased. A few of those bastards got hits on my hull with Mini Razors, they must get lucky. Eventually though, whilst entering a turn, my ship suddenly began to explode. I had about a second to realise this and eject. I had 0.3 seconds to spare, and used it to watch my new ship burst into flames.
My pod made it back to Liberty successfully.
Thats all for now, Ensign McCaleb out.
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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.