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From: =LSF= Senior Agent Francis "Squints" McClintock
To: Naval Ensign Logan Willows
Message Starts:
"Please, Mister Willows. Give me a reason. I dislike dumping paperwork on Hale's desk but I frankly dislike you more. I've been very considerate up to this point in letting your compulsive behavior slide but my patience has its limits. I have a whole report on an altercation between you and a fellow naval officer, which paints you in a VERY bad light. Something that would cause Hale quite the headache, and the only one he's gonna be able to take it out on is you.
I WAS ROGER SMITH.
I know what you tried to do, and I've got another Agent to back up my account as witness.
Give. Me. A reason.
Otherwise, a polite apology here would go a long way to making me forget all about this report on my desk..."
*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*