---Incoming Transmission---
From: =LSF= Senior Agent Francis "Squints" McClintock
To: Fleet Admiral David Hale
Subject: Logan Willows
Encryption: High
Message Starts:
"Howdy Admiral, always nice to speak with you.
"I'll be sending the report on Ensign Willows later this afternoon. It's a damn shame, I offered to forget about it in exchange for an apology, nice guy that I am. Kids these days just don't know when to suck it up.
"I trust this will all be dealt with privately in due time. I don't need to know anything else except for your assurance.
"Once again, I'd like to send you my regards on behalf of the LSF. Let's continue to enjoy the mutual cooperation between our organizations.
"McClintock, out."
---Transmission Terminated---
*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*