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## User - Matt Smith
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I take the rank you have bestowed upon me with gusto and lust. Gusto to do my duty, lust for more strudel ships to smash.
Myself and John have discovered that we may be related somehow, we're not currently sure - A distant uncle or cousin, perhaps even brothers such is the extent of the Smith name. However we are sure in three things, we enjoy the same ship loadout (*grumble* Even if he's better than me with a Mini Razor), We are both quite delectibly Smith-Strange, and he likes blue and I like red.
Red suits my persona, wanting to smash Strudels and etc - Blue definately suits John in he's always trying to rhain me in.
Either way - It is nice to get a bit of a tag team going on.
Thank you sir for the promotion. Won't let you down, now.. I need to fix the beer fridge. Blasted shot against the rear of my hull blew it out...