Last night I was helping old people crossing the street when some savage drunk attacked a poor orphan on the corner of the street.
Since I'm such a decent guy, I stepped up to the brute and ordered him to stop at once and leave the poor orphan alone. He turned to me and tried to punch me in the face. But I evaded his attack and gave him a knee in the gut. He keeled over and fell on the street. At that moment a car was approaching. Since I'm so very, very decent, I pulled the immobilised guy away before the car would hit him but I wasn't able to get myself out of harm's way in time. The car struck my left leg.
It isn't bad, but I'm limping a bit now so I can't use my fighter or bomber for a few days.