Bonjour, my most esteemed and excessively ludicrous member of the structurally incongruous and ever prestigious zoner organization, always found under the penetrating connotation of " Temporary Autonomous Zoners " , a prestigious fraternity, recognized throughout the entirety of Sirius' most somber entrails.
It is I, Robert d'Autoine and it is by the unfortunate grace of courtesy that I dare mutilate my time schedule, aborting the otherwise pleasurable and enthralling trivialities in order to... answer this staunch communique of yours.
I understand that the Temporary Autonomous Zoners would like to engage in an exchange of trivialities with the finespun members of the paradoxically modest and at the same time exquisite fraternity known as the Commonwealth. Such an ardent privilege you exude forth as a reachable but probably never willingly obtainable opportunity for our grasps is flattering and most appreciated.
However, before I caress your auditory perceptions with the answer I would most certainly love to exude between the tight clutches of my otherwise ever sealed lips, I would like to address you some questions, queries that I am most certainly you won't hesitate in accepting, I am sure, non?
I think you are well acquainted with the Commonwealth's good will and compassion, especially the courtesy it wants to express towards its neighbours, more specifically, the overly compassionate, altruistic and emphatic manifestation we wanted to indulge our dear and intimate Temporary Autonomous Zoners with, by visiting their home and spending our time with a gleeful, little exchange of trivialities certainly leading to both sides having an unremarkebly enjoyable, jovial evening. Needless to say, We had been bamboozled - as our bretonian neighbours say - to lay witness upon a very " unique tradition " to say the least where we, good willing visitors were welcomed with a different kind of warmth, not metaphorically expressed as the hospitality of our prestigious hosts, but as the literally temperature of blaster fire. Don't take it as an affront, monsieur, the Commonwealth is not the kind of fraternity that lays witness upon traditions different than ours with narrowminded scorn and disdain, as well as a superiority complex, but I must admit that since we were born and sculpted in the very finespun, elegant and gracious culture of Gallia, we were quite mesmerized and extremely surprised by the audacious contrast between the two traditions and cultures.
I assume you may understand that a big fraction of our otherwise little fraternity would be very reluctant in showing a second sign of good will by partaking in another meeting, non?
Although, perhaps our reluctant fervour and our blind love for our precious lives would be somewhat ignored or, more gently addressed, overlooked if there may be something beneficial or profitable that the Commonwealth may find appealing enough in this meeting so we would be "persuaded" in attending it.
I understand the impetuous fervour, savagery and frivolity nature in which one may desire to defend his home from any would be potentially, and entirely harmless, weaponless, unarmoured and defenseless aggressors. Oui, such is a most blunt nature you most often see embodied by barbaric regimes such as our dearest Absolutist Monarchy of Gallia or even the Nomads. But please, monsieur, don't allow me the freedom of derailing our otherwise finespun subject with this pursuit of trivialities that certainly have no reason to exert their existence into this communique... After all, I desire nothing but indulge you with an eloquent and polite reply, a purpose which I am most certainly is found in mutual hands.
That being said, I would like to inquire if there are any interests pertaining to the Commonwealth that would perhaps be fornicated by attending to this meeting.
Until then, I shall gladly await your reply, monsieur.
Au revoir!
(08-10-2015, 07:03 PM)Antonio- Wrote: King Eduard is the greatest
The Visual Recording prompts picture Robert as leaning back on his black coloured leather armchair, reading through the messages as his leopard approached him.
He noticed his nearby S.K.Y.P.3 neural terminal flooding with messages and queries from Skarsi.
He then diligently stomped his arrow finger on the big, red "Turn Off" button on his "S-Terminal" shutting down the parallel conversation, only to begin his speech...
I managed to contrive the heinous machinations and intrigues you so much desire to unveil ,my most exquisite and more-than-platonically adored monsieur Skarsi. Do excuse me for closing that terminal by the way, but... my fingers obviously lack the dexterity required in order to elaborate and construct enormous, colossal paragraphs and texts spanning from one metaphysical plain to another, my text would be undoubtedly short and laconic, as my skill wouldn't allow it to make it better, and I wouldn't want to possibly provide an affront with that. That is why... I prefer to rely on my overtly exquisite vocal chords in transmitting the messages I long to have the acknowledged by my conversation partners through their auditory receptors. My compliments for today's ludicrous technology which allows us to transpose our vocalizations into text and otherwise, should we find ourselves in any kind of ineptitude.
But... Don't grant me the liberty of derailing this subject, s'il vous plait. After all, I could go on and on, increasing your intellectual and cognitive capacity and discussing the endless metaphysical entrails of philosophy while I he then looked at his black leopard, sitting next to him. In an amicable gesture, he grabbed the furry companion's corner of the mouth so that his feline would expose his beautiful, white fangs indulge myself with the companionship my little Josephine so impetuously adorns me with.
He then looked back at the visual prompts, stroking the feline's head repetitively
The appearances which you so much strive to exude forth make a gallant effort in manifesting the idea that you are in a dire requirement of certain qualities and talents unique to my humble fraternity so that you can achieve the interests and wellbeing of the Temporary Autonomous Zoners.
Now, the Commonwealth would love to provide its talents to such exquisite neighbours such as the TAZ, with whom we share an... exotic relations of friendship, sometimes manifested between an extravagant excess of eccentrism, otherwise through gunfire directed at us, and sometimes through less intimate metaphorical fornications as well. But, thanks to the laws of... "misfortune" manifested under a catering need of having our throats wet by our insatiable ambitions, we would require our " interests to be fornicated " ( as you prefer to say ) before our machinations are oiled enough in order to function.
A libertonian serf would rather refer to this under the connotation of " A favour for a favour " non?
Inside the tight, protective confines materialized by a brown and beautiful nutshell, I can promise you that the Commonwealth will honour the ordeal you wish us to honour for you, but we would like the liberty of inquiring you the availability you may have in honouring some favours for as well, Skarsi, dearest of all my friends.
Now, if you'd be so kind as to listen to my humble and little requests, or read them... I shall attach them under a finespun note. Don't worry, though. I may have admitted my skills in writing Bretonian cannot match the skills I have in talking in, but, in the entirety of my honesty, I have had this note prepared for days longing for such an opportunity to erect.
Anyway, I shall now leave you with the opportunity of indulging yourself with the note I have prepared for so long. I on the other hand, shall patiently and most jovially await your most certainly predicted answer.
Au revoir, mon cheri!
Attachment #1 Subject: Friends with Benefits Wrote:
I cannot help but notice the existence of certain less than honest deals CW and TAZ had in the past regarding certain overtly civilized and elegant women. I would like to request the dissolution of said propositions, if you permit and are kind enough for this, biensur
The Commonwealth may happen to have itself in the need of a second favour, unfortunately, as I am writing this exquisite note I cannot contrive the requisites of this favour exactly, but I can assure you it manifests in humble and honest, magnanimous magnitude. I would only like to hear whether the TAZ will answer with a "Oui" or "Non" to this. Bretonian equivalents ( "Yes" and "No" respectively are not accepted, honestly, they are not recognized by this note's inscription language... That's what my assistant said at least )
The Commonwealth would like to request one of the TAZ's finespun glands that provide the possibility for genetic alterations. I honestly forgot the name of it... But I sure hope you know what I am talking about, monsieur. I am not asking it to be gifted, biensur, I shall honour it with a well deserving payment
(08-10-2015, 07:03 PM)Antonio- Wrote: King Eduard is the greatest