In a dark mysterious place, several cloaked figures scamper with their heads down into a broom closet that has a secret staircase that leads into the Von-Cave. In the Von-Cave are lots of computers, screens blinking and one large computer that BEEP's.
Testing...testing...one..two...arh who put chicken sandwich on my seat...three....
Hello my *BLEEP* Brother's and maybe Sister's
I am very *BLEEP* unhappy with all of you except number 1, who has kept his *BLEEP* records and transactions to within Dark Wing guideline's.
What the *BLEEP* is going on?
*whisper- They *BLEEP* better have good excuses!
Recently i asked *BLEEP* number 1 to do an audit of the Dark Wing expenses, we have spent more *BLEEP* money than we have made.....
*whisper- Have you printed off the expenses list number 1?...ah Thankyou!
Sofar this is what we have spent *BLEEP* money on.
Four Battleships, Five *BLEEP* Cruisers, One Gunboat, Four Fighters of *BLEEP* various types! Also included is huge stock of *BLEEP* munitions...can none of you hit a *BLEEP* target?
Sofar not *BLEEP* to bad, then we move onto a thing listed as *BLEEP* other's on the expenses list!
Who bought a *BLEEP**BLEEP* coffee machine?
And who bought a *BLEEP* collection of various Snow Globes?
*whisper- Oh that was me....we needed them...what for? We just did!!!
So let me make this *BLEEP* clear! We are here to fight a *BLEEP* War, not indulge our *BLEEP* whim's!