"Hey, that's me!" Discovery Freelancer version

[sindroms]

Sup. You probably know the drill, possibly having seen sites such as Totally Relatible and so on.

EDIT: Yeah, might as well rename this thread to Discovery Greentext.




See a player in a snub.
Scan their cargo.
See shait armor upgrade.
Judge the hell out of them whenever they say something.




See a capital ship.
Player roleplays decently, but without naming their captain name in front of every post.
"Fking lolwut cap whore."




Flying around a ship after a recent change in the house rules.
See indie lawful player.
Slowdock every time you take a lane.
"Come on, just try and stop me, I will sooooooo put you in your place"




Mini heart-attack, when you accidentally fire a CD next to Manhattan.




Undock from Manhattan.
See red.
Accidentally type /1 instead of /l1.
Facepalm.
Dock.
Rename.
Log off.
Wait until embarrassment wears off.





Being a snarky little effget to an obviously bad-at-pvp player.
Kill yourself by accident.
Rename.
Alt-F4





See a civilian shuttle.
Horrible urge to take the lane right after him and alt tab.





Judging someone's roleplay quality by the codenames they use.





Intentionally make retarded loadouts you wouldn't be mad to be useless with.
Character ends up OP and wrecks everything.
Die eventually.
"God **** damnit, no! My reputation!''





Pirating official faction traders for more than usual, because they have a reputation to uphold and won't just go "just kill me."

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PSA: If you have been having stutter/FPS lag on Disco where it does not run as smoothly as other games, please look at the fix here: https://discoverygc.com/forums/showthrea...pid2306502
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[dirmaster0]

See a civilian shuttle.
Horrible urge to take the lane right after him and alt tab.

You've never taken the lane in front of them, then jettisoned cargo behind you so they just *happen* to run into it?

[Garrett Jax]

What is this? Trolling 101 course?

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[sindroms]

Not really, no.

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PSA: If you have been having stutter/FPS lag on Disco where it does not run as smoothly as other games, please look at the fix here: https://discoverygc.com/forums/showthrea...pid2306502
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[Sol]

See snub with bad armor.
Log merc for a quick kill cuz greed.
Be very ashamed as you post the claim.

[Korny]

Intentionally make a fighter with AU7
intentionally roleplay like a goofus
claim blue msg
love people judging others for stuff like that

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[ronaldli5]

Undock from Manhattan.
See red.
Accidentally type /1 instead of /l1.
Facepalm.
Dock.
Rename.
Log off.
Wait until embarrassment wears off.

So this. especially when pirating and you alarm the whole of new york to you.

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[Reid]

Intentionally make a fighter with AU7
intentionally roleplay like a goofus
claim blue msg
love people judging others for stuff like that

Calm down Haste

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[Pancakes]

Intentionally make a fighter with AU7
intentionally roleplay like a goofus
claim blue msg
love people judging others for stuff like that

Calm down Haste

pls Korny supreme pvper.

Also:

Log Kishiro and fill Muroto with He-3
See indie ICs buying the He-3
Log KNF and enforce the embargo
Log Kishiro take the He-3 and go sell the cargo myself

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[evanz]

spazzy are you on one of your bored moments again where you feel the need to stir stuff up?